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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 11:56:55 pm »
Will he turn into a ten-year-old Hindu boy and get rid of his wife?
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 12:43:05 am »
Will he paint my house?
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2007, 02:29:29 am »
Am I the only one who wonders, upon reading one of the many strips of this general nature, what Onstad is going to do when his child is old enough to look at the internet unsupervised? I like to think that he has some elaborate cover story about what he actually does for a living, selling vitamins on-line or some such innocent business. I like to think that the strain of keeping up this deception will make him just crazy enough to keep the strip on the edge for years to come.

But - he can keep her out of the warehouse, but does it ever occur to modern children to Google their parents' names?


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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2007, 03:12:07 am »
yep! One time I found a paper that cited my mom's doctoral thesis. that made her so happy.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2007, 05:24:46 am »
Was it a thesis on HOW TO BE A MILF

(I am so sorry)
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2007, 05:30:52 am »
no. It was an analysis of major influences on someone's likelihood of going to college.

she started to write it about the psychological ramifications of wanting to F someones M, but her adviser said it was too obvious.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2007, 06:39:11 am »
I laughed. Out loud.

Tiny can.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2007, 01:26:05 am »
inev is on a roll today.

I laughed OL too.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2007, 08:49:01 pm »
Can I give a shout out to DILF's?  I get to see some damn hot poppas at my work sometimes.  The rise of the DILF has been more of an underground thing, but us ladies, we notice.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2007, 08:57:53 pm »
I thought this was basically old news.  Half the high schoool age girls were unavailable for dating due to being swept away by dudes with cars and jobs.  In college they were dating guys with careers.  I'm not sure how it is I ended up with a woman my own age and not some dingbat twinkie.  Hopefully its due to Moral Fortitude and wifely awesomeness, but I sure felt like I was going against the Order of Things.

Quote from: side_show on September 28, 2007, 08:49:01 pm
Can I give a shout out to DILF's?  I get to see some damn hot poppas at my work sometimes.  The rise of the DILF has been more of an underground thing, but us ladies, we notice.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2007, 10:16:49 pm »
A turd fell out of the sky and plopped down three inches in front of me today.

A bird turd, I mean.

The point is that if I had left my room a second earlier I would have been shat upon.

The second point is the phrase "bird turd".
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2007, 11:40:02 pm »
Bird Turd is the Word.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2007, 03:41:01 am »
Thank goodness pigs can't fly.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2007, 03:45:07 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on September 28, 2007, 08:57:53 pm
I thought this was basically old news.  Half the high schoool age girls were unavailable for dating due to being swept away by dudes with cars and jobs.  In college they were dating guys with careers.  I'm not sure how it is I ended up with a woman my own age and not some dingbat twinkie.  Hopefully its due to Moral Fortitude and wifely awesomeness, but I sure felt like I was going against the Order of Things.


No, I'm speaking specifically of hot dads - older guys with cars is definitly old news, but guys who are manscaped and kind to their children is a hot combo.
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Re: 20th September 2007 - Can male crackheads actually lactate?
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2007, 04:21:59 pm »
Quote from: side_show on September 29, 2007, 03:45:07 pm
No, I'm speaking specifically of hot dads - older guys with cars is definitly old news, but guys who are manscaped and kind to their children is a hot combo.

OK, I'll bite. Manscaped?
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