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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2007, 01:54:27 am »
I saw a guy last night with baby chickens pinned all over his body. He was a Chick Magnet.

After riding the Metro home at 1am I also have an open letter to girls who dress up as a Sexy * to go out to bars on Halloween: If you are going to be a Sexy Bee you damn sure better have the body of of a comic book superhero. Because skin-tight horizontal stripes are nobody's friend. If you have even a hint of a pouch this is not the costume for you. Maybe go for a nice Sexy Cop, Sexy Librarian, or Sexy Supreme Court Justice next year.
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2007, 01:16:14 pm »
Yeah, that cup is great - I love how Dora was worked in without it being a Dora costume.  I was a Slush Puppy one year with a a very similar costume one year.

What about sexy____ for Halloween?  Especially sexy _____ when _____ has nothing to do with Halloween.  I've never gotten that.  Halloween is about death and fear, not... boobs.  Sexy + Halloween = Elvira = not sexy.  That is how it works to me.  I was once a sexy olden days lady with a corset and velvet and such for Halloween.  A couple guys took strong interest, but totally lost interest when I saw them again a little while later as I was not wearing a corset and velvet due to it no longer being Halloween.  Sorry guy's I'm not a hooker from the 1800's most days. 

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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2007, 01:39:05 pm »
Quote from: side_show on October 29, 2007, 01:16:14 pm
Sorry guy's I'm not a hooker from the 1800's most days. 

Is...is there some kind of set schedule for when you are? And maybe a webcam or something?
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2007, 08:11:51 pm »
several of my friends simultaneously had the idea to be various Primates for Halloween. So like 3 girls came out with big "stunner shades" on and said "I'm a tarsier!"
 
one guy dressed up as "a flasher" and had a foot-long fake dick. he is the master of dressing up creepy-as-fuck.
I asked him "why would you dress up as a guy with a small dick?" with a confused look on my face, but he didn't think it was funny.
One guy, of course, said "what? but... that's big! right? I mean... do you... OH! hahaha!"
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Halloween Pictures!
« Reply #49 on: October 31, 2007, 11:19:04 pm »
PICTURES

Make sure to check out the whole album.  I have the cutest boys! 
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2007, 11:35:57 pm »
YOUR FAMILY IS ADORABLE.

the little guy is a cutie.
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2007, 01:10:05 am »
Best father-son costume coordination ever?
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #52 on: November 01, 2007, 03:13:39 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on November 01, 2007, 01:10:05 am
Best father-son costume coordination ever?

Hells yes from this girl.

Also, I'm ashamed to say that I JUST NOW got the "Pregnant Mummy" joke. Heh. Great costume. I did not dress up this year.
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2007, 04:45:41 am »
Damn, Luigi looks ready to kick some Koopa ass.

For halloween I was a guy watching Deathproof at a drive-in with some friends.
Then I was a guy sitting kind of akwardly in the back of the car on the way home because my buddy and his girlfriend were having a fight in the front.
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Re: All Hallow's Eve
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2007, 05:45:08 am »
This is better than being the guy awkwardly driving because your buddy and his girlfriend are getting it on in the backseat.  People!  Have some dignity!
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