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24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« on: September 24, 2007, 06:04:51 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09242007

This one is rather awesome.

Also, another rare instance of Roast Beef smiling.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2007, 06:21:16 am by Victoria Waterfield »
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2007, 06:24:23 am »
I dunno.

I could see Emeril drowning a baby, if it aided him in his quest to remain closeted in his homosexuality.

He seems like he'd be a really nice guy in most measures of the term but, man, if you had photographic evidence that he is gay, he would fuck*ng cut you without a thought.

If it destroyed those pictures of him sucking Mario Batali's cock, he'd drown THREE babies.

BAM, BAM, BAM.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2007, 07:07:31 am »
The panicking squirrel baby is the best part.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2007, 01:47:46 pm »
And by best, do you mean...worst? 

I had some pretty bad nightmares about my son being kidnapped last night so I was not up for the rough chuckles this morning. 
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2007, 02:17:11 pm »
At first I thought Beef was talking about his trashspotting friend, not the bloated guy from Food Network with black spray paint on his bald spot.

TOO MANY EMERILS!
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2007, 03:24:44 pm »
What an awesome start to the week!
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2007, 05:28:41 pm »
Maybe he could get Elzar to do a guest shot.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 05:42:22 pm »
I wouldn't let Todd anywhere near my spice weasel.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 06:45:10 pm »
squirrel baby = cute
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 06:53:37 pm »
I also thought that it was about Trashspotting Emeril. Rough chuckles indeed. How many times has the drowning children come up in Achewood? I can think of one instance, so that hardly makes a pattern or recurring theme over a five year lifespan.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2007, 09:09:53 pm »
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007, 09:10:28 pm »
In a way, it's stranger to think of Trashspotting Emeril committing a crime. He just doesn't seem like the kind of guy to do it. Famous Emeril... eh. All famous people think they can get away with shit.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2007, 09:39:25 pm »
I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.

I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.

I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2007, 03:32:45 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 24, 2007, 09:39:25 pm
I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.

I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.

I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.

Don't overthink the joke, just throw it out there.
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Re: 24th September 2007 - It's surprising because he is so nice!
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 03:35:39 am »
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Quote from: littlefallsmets on Today at 04:39:25 PM
I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.

I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.

I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.

Don't overthink the joke, just throw it out there.

Yeah, seriously, don't you hate people who overthink things when they should just....
wait...
never mind.
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