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[Victoria Waterfield]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09242007

This one is rather awesome.

Also, another rare instance of Roast Beef smiling.

[littlefallsmets]

I dunno.

I could see Emeril drowning a baby, if it aided him in his quest to remain closeted in his homosexuality.

He seems like he'd be a really nice guy in most measures of the term but, man, if you had photographic evidence that he is gay, he would fuck*ng cut you without a thought.

If it destroyed those pictures of him sucking Mario Batali's cock, he'd drown THREE babies.

BAM, BAM, BAM.

[V-Adore]

The panicking squirrel baby is the best part.

[jay-ell]

And by best, do you mean...worst? 

I had some pretty bad nightmares about my son being kidnapped last night so I was not up for the rough chuckles this morning. 

[Turbo Ninja]

At first I thought Beef was talking about his trashspotting friend, not the bloated guy from Food Network with black spray paint on his bald spot.

TOO MANY EMERILS!

[jaydub]

What an awesome start to the week!

[AugustWest]

Maybe he could get Elzar to do a guest shot.

[CortJstr]

I wouldn't let Todd anywhere near my spice weasel.

[Toaster]

squirrel baby = cute

[linnea]

I also thought that it was about Trashspotting Emeril. Rough chuckles indeed. How many times has the drowning children come up in Achewood? I can think of one instance, so that hardly makes a pattern or recurring theme over a five year lifespan.

[theinevitable]

Maybe he could get Elzar to do a guest shot.

and

I wouldn't let Todd anywhere near my spice weasel.

CAN'D!

[Golfhaus]

In a way, it's stranger to think of Trashspotting Emeril committing a crime. He just doesn't seem like the kind of guy to do it. Famous Emeril... eh. All famous people think they can get away with shit.

[littlefallsmets]

I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.

I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.

I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.

[AugustWest]

I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.

I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.

I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.

Don't overthink the joke, just throw it out there.

[theinevitable]

Quote from: littlefallsmets on Today at 04:39:25 PM
I was waiting for someone to go for an Achewood/Futurama/Dune dork-trifecta with some sort of "the spice must floooooow!" reference.

I was waiting because I couldn't figure out a way to actually turn that into a joke.

I just kinda had the reference sitting in my pocket, waiting to become a joke.

Don't overthink the joke, just throw it out there.

Yeah, seriously, don't you hate people who overthink things when they should just....
wait...
never mind.