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[Bobby Isosceles]

I don't even think her tits are that good.

It is also notable that you can see a little bit of male-teddy-bear-camel-toe. Yes, that is the first place I look and that is exactly what I look for. The joy of seeing it takes my mind away from how unfunny this strip is.

[AlohaDawg]

So what, he changed into some kind of black body suit that fast to keep the show rolling? Why wouldn't he bail too, especially if the bank backed out...who's paying him?

and....and....

not a good effort.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Was the gold star next to bobby's name ever explained?
Also, this strip gets a 1.5

[linnea]

My SGC asked me about Achewood. I'm kind of embarrassed to link him to the current storyline because I don't find it funny. It is still my favorite strip and I still read it every day. When we first started dating, I showed him xkcd and he was immediately hooked. I'm worried he'll think I'm a moron if I link him to the strip...maybe I'll send him the link to the first one and have him start at the beginning, since that's how I was hooked.

[theinevitable]

the other day I directed a nice girl who is taking an art class on sequential art to www.achewood.com. She really liked Cartiledge Head (which I have the poster of on my wall.)

Yeah, this one didn't do much for me.

[littlefallsmets]

Many things here:

a.) I assume that's the Star of Probation.

b.) You have to have people start Achewood at the beginning, it's the only way to go.

c.) C'mon, her tits are good.

Maybe they're not GREAT but those are good tits.

If Salma Hayek's tits aren't at least good, man, I think we're asking too much of tits.

If her tits aren't at least quality and acceptable, I don't know what you're actually expecting of tits.

They're good tits.

Tits.

d.) Not one of the better strips but calling a rail of coke a "bump" gave me a little chuckle.

I like weird terminology like that.

[theinevitable]

egh. They're a little big for my tastes. Maybe it's just the couple of pictures I saw, though.

[Victoria Waterfield]

Heh, Todd's wearing a tie. Hilarious.

[V-Adore]

Dammit, because I read this thread before the strip, I can't look at anything besides T's cameltoe-thing. Eeeeurgh.

[AugustWest]

That Salma Hayek.  She sure does have good tits.  And how.

[littlefallsmets]

T's cameltoe-thing

My friend out here all call the male cameltoe "bonch".

BONCH.

We call normal cameltoe on a lady or even an un-split prominent ladymound a "bonnet".

Because... y'know... some bonnets are nice to look at!

But even if you like dudes, every bonch is ugly. Even gay dudes and ladies who like seeing cock-and-ball all running free and such agreed that an undifferenciated bulbous male bulge through tight ##### is a fuck*ng ugly thing.

A bonch.

[KeithHernandez]

A bump is a much, much smaller line of cocaine, for the record.

In my experience they are usually used when you have about a line left, which can be used and you will feel like shit in 20-45 min, depending on a bunch of things, or you can do four bumps over the course of an hour to try and come down easy.  Or, they are used in between lines.  Or, since I am not an addict and can't tell you for sure, maybe to get through the day for coke heads until the lines start flowing at night?

[littlefallsmets]

Oh, I know. You don't spend that long in Los Angeles without quickly learning that.

However... I love the deep-water miniscule slang of illicit subcultures.

Dunno why. Love it. Prison slang, gypsy slang, 19th century British gay slang, drug slang, hippie slang.

Slang is awesome.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Oh, I know. You don't spend that long in Los Angeles without quickly learning that.

However... I love the deep-water miniscule slang of illicit subcultures.

Dunno why. Love it. Prison slang, gypsy slang, 19th century British gay slang, drug slang, hippie slang.

Slang is awesome.

You forgot Cockney Rhyming Slang, Hedge.^*





* from "Hedge your Bets" ("Little Falls Mets")

[Arachno-capitalist]

A bump is a much, much smaller line of cocaine, for the record.

In my experience they are usually used when you have about a line left, which can be used and you will feel like shit in 20-45 min, depending on a bunch of things, or you can do four bumps over the course of an hour to try and come down easy.  Or, they are used in between lines.  Or, since I am not an addict and can't tell you for sure, maybe to get through the day for coke heads until the lines start flowing at night?

This guy I know who is definitely not me mixes powdered tobacco snuff with a certain percentage of cocaine in a bullet shaped bump dispenser, such that it holds half a month's worth of bumps in the container.