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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2007, 04:47:17 am »
I'm shooting for being in better spirits, yeah.

I appreciate the noticing, I sincerely do.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2007, 05:15:12 am »
We always got chocolate coins in our stockings when I was a kid.

Gin.  Ah gin. 

My first dance with the sweet seductress that is ethanol.  She taught me the subtle pleasures of a G&T on an early summer's evening and the horrors of room spins, dry heaves and pleading for merciful death.  All in the same night.

High school graduation night.  Quart of Beefeater.  Haven't touched the stuff since.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2007, 02:20:09 am »
Gin's a funny drink because it affects you from the feet up.  Knock back a few g&t's and you are fine having intelligent conversation with your friends.  But when you stand up.  Waaaaay oooooh.  I thought I was fine when I left the party and only two doors down from my house.  I made it... halfway.  When I woke up the sun was rising, I had passed out behind my neighbors cars.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2007, 02:28:00 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 17, 2007, 03:13:09 am
I've never had a chocolate coin at a beach or boardwalk, either, they were always a holiday candy that was both Christian-and-Jew-friendly... kinda non-denominational in basic form and if they had a Santa stamped into them they were for Christmas and if they had Hebrew letters on them then they were for Chakakhan.

I totally missed that until I saw AlohaDawg's post. Sweet mercy Jesus, I almost shat myself.

On the chocolate front, I will eat almost anything chocolate, but I may have just met my match in the form of the Double Chocolate Cake at the Holiday Inn, Philadelphia Airport. That cake wasn't rich... it was Bill Gates. It was Sam Walton. It was the baby of Bill Gates and Sam Walton, only in chocolate cake form. It's either going to keep me awake tonight and for the next two weeks, or my body will just reject it outright and I'll be hunched over the toilet in a minute.

I LOVE chocolate stuff, but damn.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2007, 03:27:44 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 18, 2007, 02:28:00 am
I totally missed that until I saw AlohaDawg's post. Sweet mercy Jesus, I almost shat myself.

On the chocolate front, I will eat almost anything chocolate, but I may have just met my match in the form of the Double Chocolate Cake at the Holiday Inn, Philadelphia Airport. That cake wasn't rich... it was Bill Gates. It was Sam Walton. It was the baby of Bill Gates and Sam Walton, only in chocolate cake form. It's either going to keep me awake tonight and for the next two weeks, or my body will just reject it outright and I'll be hunched over the toilet in a minute.

I LOVE chocolate stuff, but damn.

D'jever think it's not the overabundance of chocolate, but maybe somebody gave you the stinkpalm?
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2007, 04:35:49 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 18, 2007, 03:27:44 am
D'jever think it's not the overabundance of chocolate, but maybe somebody gave you the stinkpalm?

Hahahaha....I'm sorry, but Mr. Haus has dysentery.

Every time I glance at the title of this thread, I think it reads "Jesus Soda Holiday Flavors". I've no idea why.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2007, 04:40:47 am by linnea »
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2007, 07:15:43 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 17, 2007, 02:19:37 am
CUNT-Lime is good.

The WHO and the WHAT now?!?
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2007, 07:22:17 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on December 18, 2007, 07:15:43 pm
The WHO and the WHAT now?!?

Dammit, I got caught by one of the random filters. Let's try it again: CUNT-lime.

Straw berry - lime
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2007, 07:27:04 pm »
Alllllllllllrighty then.

Back in like middle school, when Slice with Ten Percent Real Juice was on the market, we used to joke that there was a particular flavor of Slice they should come out with.  Thought you were going for that, there.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2008, 05:36:13 am »
Sorry for the bump, but didn't anyone try the Seahawk flavors? Mmmmm - delicious perspiration.

Also, I think the Jesus soda mixup might be caused by the timeless Jesus Jones.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2008, 05:43:21 pm »
I might be in a minority, but I don't want Hasslebeck's cream in my mouth.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2008, 05:55:01 pm »
It's okay, it just means that you ain't no Hasselback girl, you ain't no Hasselback girl.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2008, 08:28:28 pm »
Can'd, damn you.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2008, 12:51:45 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 04, 2008, 05:55:01 pm
It's okay, it just means that you ain't no Hasselback girl, you ain't no Hasselback girl.

Agreed... I almost felt dirty giving you that can, but we all do things we're not totally proud of.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2008, 01:00:19 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 04, 2008, 05:55:01 pm
It's okay, it just means that you ain't no Hasselback girl, you ain't no Hasselback girl.


Excuse me?
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