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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2008, 06:54:07 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on January 05, 2008, 12:51:45 am
Agreed... I almost felt dirty giving you that can, but we all do things we're not totally proud of.

You people don't seem to understand that if you keep giving him the cans, he'll keep doing things like that. He is the Pavlov's dog of TOUAMB in that regard, if the dog continually bit me on the leg every time I looked here.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2008, 07:14:23 pm »
Playoffs today! As perhaps this board's only Seahawks fan, I am contractually obligated make a joke about how the Redskins are going to be the one with Matt Hasselbeck's cream in their mouths.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2008, 09:02:51 pm »
Go Redskins!
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2008, 09:11:48 pm »
Quote from: melack on January 05, 2008, 07:14:23 pm
Playoffs today! As perhaps this board's only Seahawks fan, I am contractually obligated make a joke about how the Redskins are going to be the one with Matt Hasselbeck's cream in their mouths.

I have the tiniest of leanings towards the Seahawks*... The last year they did spring training in Cheney WA, I took the day off of work and watched them practice.

* - Foots balling in General, but I grew up in WA, so the Hawks are unavoidable.   I have, however, recently learned how pretty Hockey and Football are in HD.  I imagine baseball to be very much the same, only nothing happens in amazing definition and clarity.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2008, 09:24:19 pm »
But would you consider yourself enough of a 'hawks fan to make an off-color semen joke?

Err, I guess you already did -- independent of your fandom.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2008, 09:26:07 pm »
Take it outside, boys. 
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2008, 01:29:01 am »
So I took a sip of the Candy Cane Jones Soda I got for Mrs. Haus for Christmas, and it pretty much lines up with every other flavor of Jones Soda I've had so far - liked the one sip of it, but there's no way I could drink a bottle of it.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2008, 06:51:33 am »
Wrong spot for this, but I'm nervous about Jacksonville.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2008, 06:12:56 pm »
yeah, jones soda is one of the things I don't like very much any more since I stopped loving things which are too sugary. It's like my body says "whoa, dude, the sugar? no way. you don't want any dessert. you want a sandwich, or some pasta. Eat another meal, man."
It is probably the one slightly healthy impulse I have, so, I just go with it.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2008, 06:40:25 pm »
Overeating isn't a healthy impulse. Just go for some fruit or something.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2008, 06:43:36 pm »
no, if I include that, I'm eating 3 meals a day. Normally I eat lunch, dinner, and late-night-meal. I am going to try to eat breakfast more regularly this semester, but I don't know if that will happen.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2008, 06:46:56 pm »
My advice to you, young man, is to drink more water.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2008, 11:57:58 pm »
I was treated to two packages of the "dessert" themed flavors this Christmas. Jones is definitely not the Jelly Belly of sody pop that they think they are. Of the four varieties--Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Blueberry Pie and Lemon Meringue--only Apple Pie seems to contain the appropriate cinnamon-caramel notes. Lemon Meringue starts weak but makes a workman-like effort on the back-swig. Cherry tastes like cherry gramma candy. Blueberry tastes like food coloring.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2008, 01:48:36 am »
Nabu-- don't think I'm not aware of the communists (and women) trying to steal my precious bodily fluids just because I'm young. I have been properly educated by my high school Health class.

as I'm sure you are aware, I assiduously avoid any situation in which a young lady might attempt to drain any fluids from me. And believe me, plenty have tried.
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Re: Jones Soda Holiday Flavors
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2008, 01:09:05 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 08, 2008, 01:48:36 am
Nabu-- don't think I'm not aware of the communists (and women) trying to steal my precious bodily fluids just because I'm young. I have been properly educated by my high school Health class.

as I'm sure you are aware, I assiduously avoid any situation in which a young lady might attempt to drain any fluids from me. And believe me, plenty have tried.

I notice you avoid the young men, too.
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