dang, me and my roommate were totally going to make a secret society. There is just one (that we know of) at washU, and they are hell of suspect.
basically the only secret is that... they raise buttloads of money at this big carnival they throw every year, and no one knows where it goes. They donate money to charities, but the charities have to sign a thing saying they will never disclose how much was given. hell of suspect.
um, yeah, I have smoked 1 and a half cigarettes. In one case, it was offered to me by a complete stranger, I smoked some, and then my friends got all "oh my god, his first cigarette! oh my gosh!" and made it into a weird big deal because they all smoked.
The other time, it was offered to me by the bass player of a cool band, and my friend told me I was a major asshole wannabe for taking it.
Basically, I think I would smoke if it wouldn't lead to me and my clothes smelling horrible, and being socially ostracized. also, you know, cancer.