Nice Pete plot-ted murder/ when hip-hobbit was invented,
A USB knife sliced his brain/ Roast Beef was not offended;
Lyle’s douch-ing in plain view/ left Teodor distressed,
After years of lov-ing ass/ Ray finally took the breast;
Decision-making flowcharts/ gave us peaks inside of brains,
Ray’s un-trusting nature/ earned him Brian Wheat’s disdain;
Gay porn was re-imagined/ to disguise its renter’s taste,
Stoned Lightning was invented/ for ball players without haste;
A pear and garlic did com-bat/ (the artist’s secret scrawling),
Roast-beef proposed to Molly/ Lyle’s puke forestalled our bawling;
The man who gave us Comic Sans/ was fed a meal of curb,
Roastbeef’s career as lolcat /turned him into Gen-Y’s “Herb”;
Phillipe’s birthday was nearly ruined/ by Todd’s cocaine addiction,
The US Courts made Lyle declare/ his anusoid affliction;
Todd became a talk show host/ until his head exploded;
Teo’ watched a tit so long/ his frontal lobe eroded;
A long-lost brother called on Ray/ an unexpected visit,
They reminisced about their dad/ his leaving was exquisite;
The Perky Pervert opened/selling coffee with a twist,
Nolan made an offer/ one that Lyle could not resist;
Potty Mail and Star Wars tats/ then reruns closed the year,
All hail 07’s Achewood strips/ toast 08’s strips with beer!
