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Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« on: December 30, 2007, 09:02:19 pm »
Nice Pete plot-ted murder/ when hip-hobbit was invented,
A USB knife sliced his brain/ Roast Beef was not offended;
Lyle’s douch-ing in plain view/ left Teodor distressed,
After years of lov-ing ass/ Ray finally took the breast;
Decision-making flowcharts/ gave us peaks inside of brains,
Ray’s un-trusting nature/ earned him Brian Wheat’s disdain;
Gay porn was re-imagined/ to disguise its renter’s taste,
Stoned Lightning was invented/ for ball players without haste;
A pear and garlic did com-bat/ (the artist’s secret scrawling),
Roast-beef proposed to Molly/ Lyle’s puke forestalled our bawling;
The man who gave us Comic Sans/ was fed a meal of curb,
Roastbeef’s career as lolcat /turned him into Gen-Y’s “Herb”;
Phillipe’s birthday was nearly ruined/ by Todd’s cocaine addiction,
The US Courts made Lyle declare/ his anusoid affliction;
Todd became a talk show host/ until his head exploded;
Teo’ watched a tit so long/ his frontal lobe eroded;
A long-lost brother called on Ray/ an unexpected visit,
They reminisced about their dad/ his leaving was exquisite;
The Perky Pervert opened/selling coffee with a twist,
Nolan made an offer/ one that Lyle could not resist;
Potty Mail and Star Wars tats/ then reruns closed the year,
All hail 07’s Achewood strips/ toast 08’s strips with beer!

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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2007, 10:34:01 pm »
Lovely - this reminds of me of "88 Lines About 44 Women." Welcome to the board Death Ray.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 11:03:45 pm »
That was a pretty awesome rhyme. Welcome!
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 11:54:33 pm »
...I thought I recognized that animated clown from somewhere.

"Deep Fried" is a pretty awesome book, welcome aboard, man.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 12:06:36 am »
Hadn't heard of it until now - just checked out the most recent strip and I gotta say it looks pretty cool.  I do some further reading.

Death Ray, are you the the creator of Deep Fried, or just the sort of fan who advertises for it for free?
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 02:04:24 am »
which reminds me-- I don't know if I have previously mentioned my friend Rory's comic which i have not read yet. The sample pages, though... I am a big fan of the art. I am not sure if every single page is so "I just graduated from art school," and I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

it weirds me out, because I know this guy, and the character looks really like him. He likes achewood, too.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2007, 02:21:51 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 31, 2007, 02:04:24 am
which reminds me-- I don't know if I have previously mentioned my friend Rory's comic which i have not read yet. The sample pages, though... I am a big fan of the art. I am not sure if every single page is so "I just graduated from art school," and I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

it weirds me out, because I know this guy, and the character looks really like him. He likes achewood, too.

Uh oh, the filters fucked that one right up. Folks, you'll have to hand-type that URL. ***** is really robot.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 02:28:06 am »
oh, yes.
it is www.bootleg(automaton).com
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 04:51:05 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 30, 2007, 11:54:33 pm
...I thought I recognized that animated clown from somewhere.

"Deep Fried" is a pretty awesome book, welcome aboard, man.

Thanks all! Glad to be here. This place is like a 12-step program for Achewood grunchers, right?
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 04:53:23 pm »
Quote from: side_show on December 31, 2007, 12:06:36 am
Hadn't heard of it until now - just checked out the most recent strip and I gotta say it looks pretty cool.  I do some further reading.

Death Ray, are you the the creator of Deep Fried, or just the sort of fan who advertises for it for free?

Please read a s much as your brain can swallow. I am Jason Yungbluth, the Creator.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 06:17:08 pm »
Wow, welcome - you've got mad skillz.

Also, yes, this is sort of like a 12 step program, but the reverse - we cause addictions.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2007, 06:37:32 pm »
i dig your comic, now that I am reading it.

right now I am giggling at this one because my dear old dad used to issue credit cards for Wachovia.
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You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2007, 07:36:08 pm »
Hi guy,
Your stuff has humor and artistry that reminds me of the mad magazines I used to steal from my uncle when I was years younger. Thanks.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2007, 08:47:49 pm »
Needs permalinks to the strips.

</sarcasm>

Will check out the strip later now that others have approved. I need some more stuff to read on the Net, actually.
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Re: Achewood '07: The Year That Was
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2007, 11:07:58 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on December 31, 2007, 07:36:08 pm
Hi guy,
Your stuff has humor and artistry that reminds me of the mad magazines I used to steal from my uncle when I was years younger. Thanks.

I actually cartoon for MAD. My stuff appears roughly once every three issues. Check out my MySpace for a sample of my purile genius.
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