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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2008, 04:54:57 am »
also, she licked the "actual pink part" when he was a kitten, so by god she can do anything to it she damn well wants.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2008, 05:09:41 am »
Quote from: Beatrice on February 01, 2008, 04:54:57 am
also, she licked the "actual pink part" when he was a kitten, so by god she can do anything to it she damn well wants.
Do girls have the same rule?
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2008, 05:17:48 am »
I imagine that a wealthy cat-woman such as the Notorious Mrs. S would have some kind of, y'know, cat version of a wet nurse who is hired for the purposes of licking the kitten in such places.

But then, of course, the places where they act like animals or people are kinda all over the place.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2008, 05:27:45 am »
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that cat penes are in fact barbed.

It's a TOUAMB tradition, dammit!  Also, giraffe placenta.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2008, 06:09:26 am »
I...

people. you know how we all know that cat c*ckes are barbed?

don't bring that up in real life. NEVER.

no one will believe that you know it because of an internet message board. they will be interested, but they will be very creeped out.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2008, 06:16:11 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 01, 2008, 06:09:26 am
I...

people. you know how we all know that cat c*ckes are barbed?

don't bring that up in real life. NEVER.

no one will believe that you know it because of an internet message board. they will be interested, but they will be very creeped out.
Ive noticed a phenom here in the all male college world, freshmen talk about cocks all the time, all kinds of cocks. Juniors talk about pussy. All kinds of pussy. Seniors talk about everything other than cocks and pussy.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2008, 01:53:28 pm »
Ray's candidacy mentioned in today's (Feb 1) Overcompensating.
http://www.overcompensating.com/

Can't seem to get the permalink... will try to fix later.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2008, 03:32:10 pm »
There's even an alt text!
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2008, 10:11:53 pm »
If you compare the first panel to the other ones, it appears Ray's Mom can swap polarity.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2008, 11:15:22 pm »
Quote from: saniac on February 01, 2008, 10:11:53 pm
If you compare the first panel to the other ones, it appears Ray's Mom can swap polarity.

Damn!  Those are the little tics -- born of Illustrator laziness -- that make Achewood's art so endearing.  To me, it's so half-assed it's brilliant, like the original cardboard cut-out South Park.
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Re: 31st January 2008 - I will spank you on your little pink tush
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2008, 07:40:12 pm »
he flipped her but he also redrew the phone and her arm and everything. 
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