Oh noes, you've all deducted my four most closely guarded secrets — that I am Chris Onstad, my superpower is a large picture of a rat, my weakness is staircases with which I disagree about chaffing, and occasionally, I say "oh noes."
Well, actually, one of those is half-false. Can you guess which and how?
You don't happen to be an ultra-liberal economics major, do you? Because if you are, we should just give you and a-cap your own forum right now.
Why are ultra-liberal economics majors particularly susceptible to heated discussion with people they wouldn't normally care to debate? (Answer: three of them, one to screw in the bulb, the other two to I don't know how I was going to end this.) The answer to your question is, I'm a little liberal (by the US definition, which is maybe the opposite of arachno-capitalist's, I can't tell), but not a major or minor anything; I don't go to college, I'm educated on LIFE.
No point. Onstad doesn't read this board.
Oh, I didn't mean like actually-viable merchandise. I mean, like, "I want to buy an aura in a box!" Like that, only better.
(great story about disabilities)
Supposedly, I have ADD with a microscopic H and that's why I take Concerta. I don't really feel right talking about my barely-disability in the same context as an FAS sufferer, but hey, we're all a little weird one way or another…

Well, good night, everyone. I'd stay up longer and type more letters but my stupid dsl is being intermittent (which is also why i've been slow to change my icon and reply here). Pleasant dreams!