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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #90 on: October 20, 2008, 11:35:02 pm »
Visanthe Shiancoe
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   TE    @Chi    L, 48-41    16%    0    0    0    0    0    68    1    0    0    0    13
        
Kellen Winslow
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   BN    @Was    L, 14-11    45%    0    0    0    0    0    17    0    0    0    0    2

Suck it, Yahoo trends.  Booyeah.

Of course, this all depends on my three Broncos (Damn, dirty Broncos) performing well and getting me a win tonight.

I'm probably gonna be mad about benching Santonio Holmes on a day when he caught a TD, but I'll deal.  Also, 3 total points from my Defenses = ROCK.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #91 on: October 21, 2008, 01:51:24 am »
Quote from: Golfhaus on October 20, 2008, 10:58:24 pm
Fact: The Saints have become terrible.

become?
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #92 on: October 21, 2008, 10:30:24 pm »
Quote from: Lister on October 20, 2008, 11:35:02 pm
I'm probably gonna be mad about benching Santonio Holmes on a day when he caught a TD, but I'll deal.  Also, 3 total points from my Defenses = ROCK.

One of my DEF teams scored 4 points this week. Sadly, the other one scored -4.

Quote from: AugustWest on October 21, 2008, 01:51:24 am
become?

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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #93 on: October 23, 2008, 03:43:33 am »
Before all my WRs got horribly mutilated in different ways, I was briefly good at this game.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #94 on: October 26, 2008, 02:35:19 am »
To: my pretend football players

Re: Getting suspended

Stop being dumb!  Or at least pick a week where I don't have five players on byes.

Seriously, first Winslow and now Holmes.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #95 on: October 26, 2008, 11:38:41 pm »
Yahoo seems to think that Carolina had 6271 points scored against its defense.

Despite this... and despite starting all the wrong WRs... I still scored 100 points, which is rad.

If I'm ever at a point where all my best WRs are healthy, I have a pretty good team.

I willl probably never get there.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2008, 03:11:44 pm »
Rather incredibly, both of my fantasy football teams are in sole possession of first place in their respective leagues.

I thoroughly expect to lose in the first round of the playoffs.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2008, 03:14:47 pm »
Im not sure how to save Stoned Lightening. They've just been performing sub-par lately. Almost slothlike, with poor hand-eye coordination and amotivational syndrome.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2008, 06:38:50 pm »
My team is coming up hard still, so that is good.  It's going to be real hard to recover from 0-5 though.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #99 on: October 28, 2008, 07:13:24 pm »
I've somehow won five straight, including this past week when I only had two receivers to start.

I'm... I'm not sure how to react to this, except to apologize.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #100 on: October 31, 2008, 09:39:15 pm »
I would love to shore up my defenses, but since we have two slots scoring for DEF this year, pretty much all the teams are taken except the super-shitty. And I don't have anyone riding the pine to offer up in exchange for a better D.

I'm doing a lot better than my skillz as a manager should dictate. A couple of my wins are blind luck.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #101 on: November 03, 2008, 09:07:13 am »
Four in a row bitches.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #102 on: November 04, 2008, 06:46:42 am »
If anyone wants to pony up something decent, I got Dallas' D to give.

They give up a lot of opposing points but seem to get a lot of sacks and turnovers and such to make up for it.

Certainly not a #1 defense but a solid #2. Anyone have a better back-up RB than I currently have to give for that?

ALSO: I seem to be very erratic at this game. This week I was good! Others, not so much.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #103 on: November 04, 2008, 09:40:56 pm »
I could use a decent QB if anybody's got one to trade.

Anybody else notice that the highest scoring team (918) is at the (almost) bottom of the standings.  That's some bad luck.
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Re: Pretend Football 08
« Reply #104 on: November 04, 2008, 09:49:49 pm »
You ain't whistling Dixie, bub.
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