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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2008, 11:22:52 pm »
That's all right, LFM, I'll sneak you some... I'm an enabler like that.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2008, 04:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 01, 2008, 03:45:04 pm
C'mon JL. Just writing the way he does makes a case for going the opposite of all that bile stuff.


And lord knows there are no bulging eyed, throbbing veined, flop sweating, looney-eyed raving maniacs out there advocating on behalf of the right wing.  So vote with your genitals instead of your intellect.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2008, 04:54:07 pm »
i had a dream last night that McCain changed his running mate to another random lady I had never heard of.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2008, 05:15:49 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 31, 2008, 05:49:58 am
In other news, Sarah Palin pretended to have a baby in order to cover her teenage daughter's pregnancy.  http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/30/121350/137

Turns out that whole argument is pretty much moot now:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080901/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_palin_daughter
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2008, 05:23:10 pm »
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I hardly think they aren't all gits, but I needed our resident one for an example.

But hey, thanks for taking an in house example and expanding it to throw some turds at me, councilor. It seems this season brings out the best in all of us.

I think he was saying that there are bile volcanoes on both sides. No turds were thrown.

Turd is possibly my least favorite word. EWW.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2008, 05:26:08 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on September 01, 2008, 05:15:49 pm
Turns out that whole argument is pretty much moot now:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080901/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_palin_daughter
Yeah, this was not the way I predicted the rebuttal to come out. "No, my 17 year old daughter couldn't have given birth in April, because she's 5 months pregnant now!" Ohhh shiiiittt.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2008, 05:35:45 pm »
So now we can get back to the real question which is what the hell kind of a name is Bristol?
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2008, 05:37:05 pm »
Yeah, pretty much.  

I have to say that I wasn't convinced by the web site I saw.  I have known women who showed less on subsequent pregnancies than they did on their earlier ones.  And fit women, especially runners, often don't "show" until much, much later.  I knew a woman who was a competitive ballroom dancer (I worked for her husband) and she competed until just a couple of weeks before she gave birth.  She never wore maternity clothes, either.  It's enough to make you sick, practically, but it happens.  

@ wombat: Bristol is a perfectly good name.  It's every bit as good as Moxie CrimeFighter. 
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2008, 06:26:09 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 01, 2008, 05:01:00 pm
I hardly think they aren't all gits, but I needed our resident one for an example.

But hey, thanks for taking an in house example and expanding it to throw some turds at me, councilor. It seems this season brings out the best in all of us.


Those turds weren't thrown at you.

Also -- pet peeve:  councilor = one who is a member of a council, e.g. a city councilor.  Counselor = one who provide counsel, e.g. an attorney.

That pedantic turd was thrown at you.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2008, 07:23:44 pm »
Turd blossom!
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2008, 07:56:36 pm »
Haha. "On a very special episode... of Turd Blossom."
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2008, 08:35:44 pm »
The Awesome Turd Blossom is my favorite thing to eat at Outback Steakhouse.
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2008, 10:47:29 pm »
My great-grandma used to make those at the Shithouse Out Back...
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2008, 01:54:13 am »
Well, not as awesome as the backroom discussion where McCain has to go all "Chinatown" to clear up the various parentages so that they got their stories straight.

"He's my son!"

"He's my grandson!"

"He's my son!"
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Re: GOP Festival 2008!
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2008, 01:49:31 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 01, 2008, 11:30:31 pm
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"Our governor is going to be vice president, and we still don't have an Olive Garden.''
--Alaskan Kerry Baranou, bemoaning the local dining choices while celebrating the prospect of Sarah Palin going to the White House, in Sunday's New York Times.

That is awesome

There would seem to be an opportunity here for Obama to pick up some votes. "Abortions for some, Olive Gardens for others."
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