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[wombat]

On Myspace.

I would have used "a $250 Japanese video game that involves hitting Burger King employees with a shovel until they drink breast milk," but it's too long.

[theinevitable]

I actually used to have a joke with friends of mine that... my infallible strategy to get a woman to love me is to make her perfect eggs over-easy.

With of course, the underlying joke being that my main problem is getting into the situation where I am making a lady breakfast in the first place.

This was not a great comic, other than this memory.

[herofix]

I like my fried eggs 'moron' style. Over hard, heavy salt and pepper and a splash of Tabasco.

I like my meats moron style too.  And my toast.  Unless I can get any of that deep-fried, in which case, I go uber-moran style. 

[Carlos del Vaca]

how I make eggs:  WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRITTATA

[Cap'n Squeakers]

How do I like my eggs in the morning?  Unfertilized, thank you.

Also: this was a sad, hollow mockery of an Achewood joint.  From the "seen it before" art to the half-hearted text, I was left feeling empty.  My free cartoon cat entertainment failed to amuse me today.

[CortJstr]

People have parties where board games are not involved? Weird.

[robot_god]

My leaders have led me to ruin and I welcome the absolving embrace of death.

[jaydub]

I feel the need to wash my hands after interacting with anything branded "MySpace".

[littlefallsmets]

I agree with the talking cat having a nervous breakdown in the car.

[AugustWest]

Does Onstad mean you are a moron if you like your eggs fried over hard?  Or that a moron is capable of cooking them that way?

Because I agree with one option and disagree with the other.