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Author Topic: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008  (Read 2138 times)

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Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« on: December 17, 2008, 08:54:13 pm »
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 09:18:49 pm »
I actually used to have a joke with friends of mine that... my infallible strategy to get a woman to love me is to make her perfect eggs over-easy.

With of course, the underlying joke being that my main problem is getting into the situation where I am making a lady breakfast in the first place.

This was not a great comic, other than this memory.
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 09:27:03 pm »
I like my fried eggs 'moron' style. Over hard, heavy salt and pepper and a splash of Tabasco.

I like my meats moron style too.  And my toast.  Unless I can get any of that deep-fried, in which case, I go uber-moran style. 
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 10:01:34 pm »
how I make eggs:  WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRITTATA
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 11:58:40 pm »
How do I like my eggs in the morning?  Unfertilized, thank you.

Also: this was a sad, hollow mockery of an Achewood joint.  From the "seen it before" art to the half-hearted text, I was left feeling empty.  My free cartoon cat entertainment failed to amuse me today.
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 12:05:02 am »
People have parties where board games are not involved? Weird.
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 12:38:14 am »
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 01:44:13 am »
I feel the need to wash my hands after interacting with anything branded "MySpace".
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2008, 02:42:45 am »
I agree with the talking cat having a nervous breakdown in the car.
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Re: Tickets to watch astronauts play the theramin (NOT) - Dec 17 2008
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2008, 04:08:22 am »
Does Onstad mean you are a moron if you like your eggs fried over hard?  Or that a moron is capable of cooking them that way?

Because I agree with one option and disagree with the other.
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