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Happy New Year
« on: January 01, 2009, 07:01:15 am »
Welcome 2009, may you swiftly manage the cleanup left in the wake of 2008.

If you good folks have any resolutions, I wish you the best with them. My resolution is to not owe on my taxes agoddamnedgain. I'll need your prayers.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009, 07:17:26 am »
Yes, may all our wildest dreams come true!
It's 5:20 in the pm and I'm finally feeling good enough that I managed to keep down some noodles. I don't have any resolutions but I should probably make one about vodka.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009, 07:35:57 am »
May the New Year bring death to all your enemies.

Unless I am your enemy. Then, like, totally not that.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2009, 03:10:04 pm »
I have resolved to go to the gym more often, in a couple of weeks after it stops being crowded with people who've resolved to go to the gym more often.

I believe in two things, the placebo effect and the power of lowered expectations. So I am not going to shoot for wildest dreams, but here's to hoping that this year doesn't get a whole lot worse than it is starting out. Happy new year!



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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2009, 03:23:50 pm »
How is Rose  anyway?
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2009, 04:15:22 pm »
Rose does not have a brain tumor, which is good. Apparently she has meningitis, although we are not sure what kind because of the holiday and not having the labwork back yet. She may already be on the right meds for that, or we might have to add another. Vet said 75% of dogs completely recover although he may have been exaggerrating since I presented as the kind of person who was positive her dog was about to die of a brain tumor.

She is doing fine, knock on wood, except for some little agitated episodes in the middle of the night - no full blown seizures. And except for scratching her shaved parts till they bled, so I had to go back to the vet for another medication for that.

I am doing worse than her, of course, because I have been sleeping terribly and also, dogs don't worry. Oh yeah, and dogs don't pay the vet bills. She had an MRI and a spinal tap. They gave us a disk with the MRI on it. so the Technical Staff felt he got a little more of his money's worth, getting to see the inside of the dog's head himself.

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 05:04:38 pm »
Yeah I can appreciate that would take the edge off. Good to hear she's alright though.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 06:07:20 pm »
I was awakened at 3:30am by the fire alarm. Either it went off on its own or some drunken jerk set it off. Either way it was very loud inside and very cold outside.

Today I have to pack for my trip to New York. I leave too early tomorrow morning. I can't believe I'm finally going to see Spamalot and it's going to have this Clay Aiken jerkwad in it.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2009, 07:26:08 pm »
I saw Spamalot.  I was unimpressed.  I mean, the parts where they stuck to the original Monty Python was treasure.  When they deviated from that and went into Broadway musical mode it was... average.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 07:46:12 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 01, 2009, 06:07:20 pm
I can't believe I'm finally going to see Spamalot and it's going to have this Clay Aiken jerkwad in it.

Jesus. You serious? I didn't know he was still around.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2009, 01:23:07 am »
The woman I've been seeing came home with a Clay Aiken CD.  I was like "we need to talk."
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2009, 03:52:01 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 02, 2009, 01:23:07 am
The woman I've been I was seeing came home with a Clay Aiken CD.  I was like "we need to talk."

Fixed for presumed accuracy.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2009, 03:58:01 am »
Quote from: pmcd9
The woman cleverly-disguised gay fellow I've been seeing came home with a Clay Aiken CD.  I was like "we need to talk."

More corrections.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2009, 11:08:04 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 02, 2009, 01:23:07 am
The woman cleverly-disguised gay fellow I've been I was seeing came home with a Clay Aiken CD.  I was like "we need to talk." "Bitch! You brought THAT into MY house? Get out!"

This is fun!



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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2009, 11:30:30 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 02, 2009, 01:23:07 am
The woman cleverly-disguised gay fellow I've been I was seeing came home with a Clay Aiken Celine Dion CD.  I was like "we need to talk." "Bitch! You brought THAT into MY house? Get out!"
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