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[KeithHernandez]

if demitri martin plays beef I will boycott.

i find him occasionally funny, but also resent him.

I see The Tenmen as being more like... The Soft Pack (formerly the Muslims):
covering my favorite Cure song here
and here doing their best original song. the video is kind of horrible.

I really like Demetri Martin, and think that video is amazing.  Also that band.  Usually I check out the bands you mention and this is the best one yet.

Also, I love that all of their videos on youtube have muslims and christians arguing.

[Carlos del Vaca]

I'm concerned with how much will be lost in translation from cartoon cats to live-action humans, particularly the violence. A cartoon cat ripping another cartoon cat's face off is funny, but with humans it suddenly becomes horrifying.

For some reason, I am reminded of the old Monty Python sketch where they spoof a Peckinpah movie, which starts as a lovely Victorian outing in the park but descends into everyone's hands and arms being severed and blood spouting everywhere.

[Bobby Isosceles]

People, it is obvious that Ray can only be played by LL Cool J or Tone Loc

that is all

[jaydub]

Kadeem Hardison should play Roast Beef

Amen. 

Oh!  The guy who played Dwayne Wayne in that Cosby show spinoff.  Yeah, that would work.

[smick]

No!

NO!!!

Go lay down... gooolaaaaaaydoooooown.

Bad.

[Choop]

jack black and kyle gass as ray and beef

no but seriously now

what about craig robinson as ray and d.j. qualls as beef

oh and i love paul rudd as teodor. top that off with john c. reilly as lyle (shh, just picture it for a minute) and tom wilkinson as cornelius


if ben stiller or drew barrymore is involved with this picture i will kill something cute

[oball]

For some reason, I am reminded of the old Monty Python sketch where they spoof a Peckinpah movie, which starts as a lovely Victorian outing in the park but descends into everyone's hands and arms being severed and blood spouting everywhere.

I say!  Anyone for tennis?

[miles]

Judah Friedlander as Lyle?

[Choop]

miles you win an internet for that

[miles]

Totally the glasses. Plus his 30 Rock character's grossness and addiction to porn.

[Toaster]

I... I  have another idea for Roast Beef. For the people who don't like Demetri Martin. How about Garret Dillahunt?

oh please no not the belt

[wombat]

This is what the man says about this, from the Assbar. (I think as only a small quote from a very long thread, this is a case of fair use and what's more a good advertisement for what you would get for your $2.99 a month.)

Ray? I like Jack Black. Ramses? I like Chris Cooper. Latino Health Crisis? I like Danny Trejo. Beef? I still wish Steve Buscemi was only 18. He would nail that part to the wall. Or wait, no. I guess there's that Michael Cera dude, but he needs some beatings before he can be Beef.

I think I never heard of any of these people either, except I have seen Jack Black in ads for movies and the idea makes me want to cry almost as bad as Demetri Martin. Can someone suggest a good Jack Black movie so I can prepare myself in case this comes to pass?

[Toaster]

Shit, I was trying to remember Danny Trejo's name. Yeah, that's be perfect. Those other ones, though? I dunno. Why does he want Roast Beef to be 18? I thought he was in his early 30's.

[lprkn]

Re: Jack Black: The Jackal? High Fidelity? School of Rock I kind of liked.

Yes the man is fat and gregarious and chill but in a completely non-Ray way. I have no real suggestions, either. So I guess I'm not really helping...A younger Bill Murray, perhaps.

[jaydub]

Steve Buscemi hasn't been 18 since 1975.