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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #90 on: March 10, 2009, 03:15:28 pm »
I'm pretty sure that the last guy who didn't really act overtly christian in office was probably Nixon? Aside from the Watergate thing, there are a lot of things that he did that people now respect.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #91 on: March 10, 2009, 03:42:28 pm »
Yeah, I knew Nixon, but I am guessing he is an aberration and not the end of an era.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #92 on: March 10, 2009, 05:06:21 pm »
Quote from: Doc on March 10, 2009, 12:06:26 am
Aww jeez, you have to rub it in?
I'll just go sit at the back of the bus where I belong.

Yeah, I'll be over here cackling and rubbing my hands together with all the Jewish US presidents. OH WAIT

At least we don't get accused of barbaric and cruel practices regarding children anymore. OH WAIT

Well, at least our most minor goddamn holiday gets public recognition because it happens to coincide with one of the biggest Christian holidays, and even though people call it Jewish Christmas at least this most minor of fuck*ng public recognition doesn't get called a conspiracy to crush Christianity. OH WAIT
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #93 on: March 10, 2009, 05:51:27 pm »
Don't act like your people don't control the government via Hollywood!

(On that note, my dad was SUPER pissed at the liberal digs against G.W. Bush in The Dark Knight.)
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #94 on: March 10, 2009, 06:15:31 pm »
meanwhile batman exercises rendition and torture like some sort of Dubya Knight (Bushman? ...no)
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #95 on: March 10, 2009, 06:43:35 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on March 09, 2009, 09:30:02 pm
Yeah, stupid people are more easily controlled by the church and more dangerous when controlled by the church and a stupid atheist is not going to have a whole room of stupid people to be with on sat/sun/wed whenever.
Well, Neo-nazis (despite some pseudo-Christian veneer), communists, gangbangers, and Family Guy aficionados certainly get together and foment their respective brands of madness.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #96 on: March 10, 2009, 06:47:13 pm »
Communists and "gang bangers" aren't stupider then heads of corporate boards.  Just come from different place is all.  They (at least the "gang bangers") probably run their show more profitably and honestly, at least with themselves.

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Family Guy aficionados


Ha.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2009, 02:44:56 am »
Quote from: wombat on March 10, 2009, 01:22:57 pm
If I understand correctly you have a more fundamental handicap to your presidential candidacy, which is that you were not born in the US. So don't bother thinking of converting or anything.
Nah, once they change the laws so that Arnold can run in 2016 I'll be golden.

Quote from: jay-ell on March 10, 2009, 01:40:35 pm
If I promise to adhere strictly to the doctrine of separation of church and state, can I be the candidate of choice for non-religious types in '16?  Or do my personal religious beliefs disqualify me by exposing my inherent mental inferiority? 
No more than an atheist candidate would be torn down for moral inferiority.

Quote from: Ben-San on March 10, 2009, 05:06:21 pm
OH WAIT
Hey, the bus of the non-lord is long and has many seats. All at the back though. It's cool, we can sing crude school yard songs.

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Ding!
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2009, 03:05:47 am »
Do you really blame the world's problems on stupid people? Hmm?
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2009, 05:23:27 pm »
Might as well.  Its not like they can muster a good counter argument.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2009, 06:03:47 pm »
I blame all of the world's problems on velociraptors.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2009, 06:46:03 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on March 11, 2009, 03:05:47 am
Do you really blame the world's problems on stupid people? Hmm?
Yes.  You see, I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding; the cretins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a TV.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2009, 07:19:24 pm »
Quote from: Dexter on March 11, 2009, 06:46:03 pm
Yes.  You see, I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding; the cretins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a TV.

It sounds like you're not sick, but you're not well.
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2009, 11:36:58 pm »
I think this belongs here.
http://www.drinkingskeptically.org/
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Re: Raise your hand if you are uncircumcised
« Reply #104 on: March 12, 2009, 10:16:34 am »
I've never loved the idea of hanging out with people whose only association is that they identify as 'skeptics'. I imagine there'd be a lot of holier than thou condescension as they discuss how misguided crystal healers or whatever are. Don't get me wrong, cranks annoy me, but I've got more interesting things to do than talk about it. I hope I 'm totally wrong and it's really just a bunch of people hanging out and having a slightly higher brow of discussion than most pubs.
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