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Author Topic: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009  (Read 4720 times)

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A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« on: April 20, 2009, 12:55:12 pm »
So excellent.  Can anyone with better computer skills whomp up an application where we can rotate the panels like a slot machine so as to come up with random combinations of panels?

Cause that would be cool.

The coprophiliac fantasy buffet...
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 12:58:27 pm »
I'm glad I didn't scan down the poem before I read it, it didn't even occur to me it would follow Beef's usual poetry slam format and I was the better for not knowing.
Would read again.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 01:19:38 pm »
Saturn guy in panel 2 looks too much like me for comfort.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 05:50:30 pm »
All voices of elders
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 06:51:00 pm »
I never glance ahead when I read things, because of pleasant surprises like this.

When I am buying a book, I only ever read the back cover if I'm trying to decide whether or not to read it; I figure, If I'm already going to read it, than why do I need it spoiled?

Wow, we got a fancy color strip without even a long wait. Did he make a buffer?
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 07:33:26 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 20, 2009, 12:55:12 pm
The coprophiliac fantasy buffet...

The coprophiliac fantasy buffet that uses taco shells.  The vivid word-picture this paints in my mind may the most horrifying thing I've encountered in weeks.  A big ol' sloppy taco, all filled to the brim with Pewp[tm] (vegan fantasy poop substitute, guaranteed safe for dad 'n' lad), garnished with chopped iceberg lettuce and hard , reddish tomato cubes.

Zesty!
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 08:15:05 pm »
The thread title reminded me of a news story I heard this morning: Police say man stole chicken wings and Hot Pockets. The newscaster's obvious question was, what were they doing with $82 worth of Hot Pockets to begin with?

http://www.wtop.com/?sid=1651782&nid=456
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 08:59:58 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 20, 2009, 08:15:05 pm
The thread title reminded me of a news story I heard this morning: Police say man stole chicken wings and Hot Pockets. The newscaster's obvious question was, what were they doing with $82 worth of Hot Pockets to begin with?

wow, that is the saddest thing on many levels.

Also, Cap'n Squeakers is coming perilously close to committing fanfic, I think.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 09:21:21 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 20, 2009, 08:15:05 pm
The thread title reminded me of a news story I heard this morning: Police say man stole chicken wings and Hot Pockets. The newscaster's obvious question was, what were they doing with $82 worth of Hot Pockets to begin with?
Setting themselves up for 16 hours of gastrointestinal distress, I'd say.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 12:53:22 am »
Calling all Cars!  Calling all Cars!

Be on the lookout for Jim Gaffigan!
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 12:56:16 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 21, 2009, 12:53:22 am
Calling all Cars!  Calling all Cars!

Be on the lookout for Jim Gaffigan!

Hooooot Pockets!
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 02:33:12 am »
Meme Pockets.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 09:07:18 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 21, 2009, 12:56:16 am
Hooooot Pockets!

I'd rather have a failure pile in a sadness bowl, thanks.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2009, 08:25:37 am »
Patton Oswalt is frikkin' hilarious.
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Re: A Lean Pocket Cut on the Bias -- April 20, 2009
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2009, 05:29:57 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on April 20, 2009, 07:33:26 pm
The coprophiliac fantasy buffet that uses taco shells.  The vivid word-picture this paints in my mind may the most horrifying thing I've encountered in weeks.  A big ol' sloppy taco, all filled to the brim with Pewp[tm] (vegan fantasy poop substitute, guaranteed safe for dad 'n' lad), garnished with chopped iceberg lettuce and hard , reddish tomato cubes.

Zesty!

Can'd for "Pewp[tm]" and "guaranteed safe for dad 'n' lad."  Although, would vegans need a poop substitute?  I am not aware of vegan rules for consuming waste products of living creatures.
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