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Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?

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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2009, 09:50:37 pm »
...a flying fuck at a rolling donut...
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2009, 11:02:08 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on September 14, 2009, 09:50:37 pm
...a flying fuck at a rolling donut...

Take a flying fuck at the moooooon!
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2009, 11:42:51 pm »
Kanye West is an asshole because people not only allow him to be an asshole, they pay him to be an asshole.

If you give someone candy every time they push a button, expect the button to get pushed with frequency and vigor. If you start giving him less candy for "ordinary" button pushes, expect the button to be pushed with even more frequency and vigor.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2009, 11:45:18 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on September 14, 2009, 11:42:51 pm
Kanye West is an asshole because people not only allow him to be an asshole, they pay him to be an asshole.

If you give someone candy every time they push a button, expect the button to get pushed with frequency and vigor. If you start giving him less candy for "ordinary" button pushes, expect the button to be pushed with even more frequency and vigor.

Your corporate media giants at work.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2009, 01:16:26 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on September 14, 2009, 02:04:27 pm
It is entirely possible this whole event has been staged. Eight years of the Bush Administration has made me suspicious of everything I hear about.

Obama Interrupted/Kanye Interrupting mashup

I've been hearing people say the same thing about Joe Wilson's outburst. That it was intended to distract from the actual issue at hand. Whether or not that was the case, it seems that it worked perfectly.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2009, 01:26:06 am »
Heyyyyy, Kanye's supposed to be on the new Jay Leno show tonight!  What an AMAZING coincidence!
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2009, 02:41:32 am »
Yeah, having now actually watched it...

Fix. Definite fix.

Only thing standing against the idea that it was a fix was the country singer girl's reaction but...

I mean, some people are pretty good at that stuff.

A lot of these young phenom prefab pop stars have acting training early on, just in case they wanna cross-over that way and maximize profits for their terrifying parents.

Not outside of the realm.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 02:49:09 am »
or like, she was not told for maximum effect.

"Hey Westie, this is swiftie's manager. yeah. the usual deal."
"shall I expect the usual price, at the usual place?"
"sure thing, westie. two douchey cardigans and a weird cravat-thing."
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2009, 02:49:30 am »
Idk, he just broke down and cried and looked kind of pathetic and embarrassed on Leno just now.

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/09/14/kanye-west-tells-jay-leno-he-took-something-away-from-a-talented-artist-at-vmas/

"Then, in a particularly somber moment, Leno asked what West’s deceased mother would think about what he said to Swift. Suddenly, the normally outspoken rapper couldn’t speak – but his silence spoke volumes, so much that Leno attempted to break the uncomfortable pause by resting his hand on West’s knee."
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2009, 03:17:41 am »
Well, that WOULD be Kanye's actual reward for his involvement, wouldn't it?

A national stage to apologize for interrupting a wholly-meaningless and mostly-fixed awards show, somewhere between the People's Choice and the Golden Globes in terms of meaningless crapulence... and Leno gets people who aren't 85 to watch his opening show.

EVERYBODY won.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2009, 03:39:03 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 15, 2009, 03:17:41 am
Well, that WOULD be Kanye's actual reward for his involvement, wouldn't it?

A national stage to apologize for interrupting a wholly-meaningless and mostly-fixed awards show, somewhere between the People's Choice and the Golden Globes in terms of meaningless crapulence... and Leno gets people who aren't 85 to watch his opening show.

EVERYBODY won.

Even if it weren't fixed, I want to believe in a world where it is because conspiracies make sense.

It is much more reassuring to believe that all the shittiness of the world is because of malevolant orchestrations by powerful organizations for their own benefit; than to accept it is merely a combination of greed, stupidity, narcissism and incompetence.

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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2009, 03:45:36 am »
Actually, though, it seems like a fix to me less because of my love of conspiracies (and I do, I love conspiracies, I could write about them forever because... exactly... they make more sense than real life) and more that... it just seems exactly like one of those storylines the WWF does where they're trying to make you think "okay, it's fake most of the time but THIS ONE'S REAL just this one time" and so on.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2009, 05:06:22 am »
Mass media defeated Andy Kaufman by becoming Andy Kaufman, just because they don't wink at the camera doesn't make it true.

I do know who Kanye West is, I don't know who the other lady is and I don't get MTV but this has been much more satisfying second hand.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2009, 06:07:23 am »
Quote from: Doc on September 15, 2009, 05:06:22 am
Mass media defeated Andy Kaufman by becoming Andy Kaufman...

Dude, you get a can for articulating what I was thinking.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2009, 12:16:43 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on September 15, 2009, 03:39:03 am
Even if it weren't fixed, I want to believe in a world where it is because conspiracies make sense.

It is much more reassuring to believe that all the shittiness of the world is because of malevolant orchestrations by powerful organizations for their own benefit; than to accept it is merely a combination of greed, stupidity, narcissism and incompetence.

This is so true. I wish I weren't a conspiracy aetheist, it would be so comforting to be otherwise, but I just don't feel the faith.

I second Doc's vote - this thread is more interesting than the story it is about.
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