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jay-ell

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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #105 on: November 05, 2009, 06:29:27 pm »

We haven't had newbies this good in years.

Welcome aboard, party people. Cans all around.
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #106 on: November 05, 2009, 08:19:21 pm »

Ted FTW. 


A CHALLENGER ENTERS!

It's Bobby Isosceles, who's schoolin' y'all like Socrates
He kills more fools with his rhymes than at forty-five Thermopylaes
You neophytes are greener and more bitter than some broccoli
When you claim to fame is laid low, cause you know there ain't no toppin' me

Pop and see! You can't stop, just like a can of Pringles
My rhyming words burn your nerves like you've got a case of shingles
Zoster la vista, bay-bee, I put a pox on both your houses
Then I made you all my bitch so hard you're swearing you're my spouses

But if you want to fight with the inevitable master
Disaster? Maybe, but it makes the time go faster
To watch you try your homemade lines against the ill inventor
Only to leave you bruised and bloodier than giraffe placenta

I'm a yenta, that's right, I'm the lyrical matchmaker
This dude, Defeat, you've got to meet, so do I have a taker?
Against my rhymes so wholesome and thick like oats by Quaker?
Go find your muse, you'll still lose, cause I'll find the bitch and break her





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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #107 on: November 05, 2009, 08:42:43 pm »

Um....Bobby Isosceles is....gay.
When Bobby Isosceles asks to kiss me I say....uh....oh, yeah - NO WAY!

Uuuuh-huuuuh. You can't front on that!
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #108 on: November 05, 2009, 08:45:47 pm »

My rhyming words burn your nerves like you've got a case of shingles
Zoster la vista, bay-bee, I put a pox on both your houses

Oh yeah, hardcore disease breakdowns.  Niiice.  :)
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #109 on: November 05, 2009, 08:46:19 pm »

Um....Bobby Isosceles is....gay.
When Bobby Isosceles asks to kiss me I say....uh....oh, yeah - NO WAY!

Uuuuh-huuuuh. You can't front on that!


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no homo
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #110 on: November 05, 2009, 08:52:09 pm »

no homo, no cry?
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #111 on: November 05, 2009, 10:02:48 pm »

B.I. sells mixtapes on The Corner.
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #112 on: November 05, 2009, 11:58:30 pm »

B.I. sells mixtapes on The Corner.

We gonna team up on this or what? Sugar Hill Gang ain't got nothing on AGH MY SCIATICA
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #113 on: November 06, 2009, 08:13:08 pm »

Sunny and cheerful (at least today) Houston.  I know, I know.  Everyone thinks of such as oil and cowboys and Enrons, but I prefer the amazing restaurants, genuinely friendly people and mild winters part.

HOUSTON!!  After all this time we finally got another Houstonian in here!!!
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #114 on: November 06, 2009, 08:56:22 pm »

Word.  Let the reign of taquerias, sports teams just good enough to disappoint, and armor-piercing mosquitoes begin posthaste!
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #115 on: November 06, 2009, 11:33:23 pm »

So hit both parties. Hell, one of you technical folks can write something like what they use when someone wants to have a conversation on facebook AND twitter by cross-posting everything. The opportunity cost is low: you may spend five minutes here and five minutes there.


Damn straight. I've been living in the AssetBario for years and I really don't see the problem here; we're all (OK, mostly) looking at you guys and thinking: "Huh?"
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #116 on: November 06, 2009, 11:36:24 pm »

...we're all (OK, mostly) looking at you guys and thinking: "Huh?"

Exactly.
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2010, 07:13:49 am »

hey Asherdan they still remember you on assetbar....

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So right about now we should all be experiencing the taste of a metaphorical sweaty old dick in our mouths.
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Tastes like Asherdan
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #118 on: July 28, 2010, 06:16:45 pm »

That indicates the training has found purchase.
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Re: On the topic of Assetbar...
« Reply #119 on: July 29, 2010, 06:08:37 am »

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I've been thinking for a few weeks now that this arc seems to have been designed from the bottom up (heyo) for [Asherdan]. In fact it almost seems like a total vindication of his uncomfortable rantings.
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