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Author Topic: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit  (Read 8576 times)

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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 08:36:20 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 16, 2009, 08:25:06 pm
This comic reminded me that I am Roast Beef.

I liked this comic.

And it reminded me that I am Molly!
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 10:28:02 pm »
I, too, enjoyed this melancholic glimpse into the ordinary of Achewood. I liked it even more once I realized that the first three panels were not Onstad's primitive yet graphic rendition of Beef inserting his catwang into Molly's parts.  Until this realization I was living in a Cronenberg/furry nightmare world.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 10:38:28 pm »
Quote from: Cap'n Squeakers on November 16, 2009, 10:28:02 pm
I, too, enjoyed this melancholic glimpse into the ordinary of Achewood. I liked it even more once I realized that the first three panels were not Onstad's primitive yet graphic rendition of Beef inserting his catwang into Molly's parts.  Until this realization I was living in a Cronenberg/furry nightmare world.

I thought I was the only one, so I didn't want to say anything!
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2009, 12:08:43 am »
I think that's kind of what he was going for.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2009, 03:14:32 am »
Oddly, this one reminded me of the fact that...

In most ways, I am Roast Beef, however in a few ways, I am assuredly Teodor.

I mean, yes, we should all get to be in a band. Life should not work in the manner where we do not get to live our dreams.

Boo to that.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2009, 05:12:10 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 17, 2009, 03:14:32 am
I mean, yes, we should all get to be in a band. Life should not work in the manner where we do not get to live our dreams.

Boo to that.

it wouldnt be so exciting if it was handed to you..... its important and a dream because you have to make it happen.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2009, 05:17:36 am »
how can I go to a school of 6000 or so people and not be able to find anyone who wants to be in a damn garage band with me? Everyone either says "yeah" and can only play the opening riff from Heartbreaker, or says yes but then is all like, "oh, this is in Bb, 5/4 time, you should play *complicated riff* in harmony with me, just move it up a flat 6th."
I am overstating. But come on people, be mediocre yet semi-competent on your instrument, and play stupid fun riffs with me. Don't want to start a free jazz band.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2009, 05:19:50 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 17, 2009, 05:17:36 am
I am overstating. But come on people, be mediocre yet semi-competent on your instrument, and play stupid fun riffs with me. Don't want to start a free jazz band.

you dont want to out-wank the mars volta?
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2009, 05:23:47 am »
yeah, actually, really the problem is that when I try to play music with those people, I end up feeling bad because they have to explain things to me so many times.

I just want to play covers of like, Bo Diddley songs, or something.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2009, 05:32:11 am »
Teodor is not in a band because despite his arrogant posturing he just can't get it done when it's down to the wire.  Every project he's ever taken on he's fucked up.  A band, hell, he could have had a record out if he was worth a shit.  Ray gave him the keys to the studio and he abandoned the project because he couldn't figure out the console.  Remember how he dropped the ball on the food at Beef's wedding?  How about the time he couldn't even stay awake when his woman Penny came to visit.

Goddammit T get your act together!  Sorry, I'm seeing way too much of Teodor in my own life right now.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2009, 06:36:54 am »
Paul, I am on the same page as you and the Bear.

In retrospect, the last... eight or nine years of my life seem to be one long unending string of situations wherein I was handed the keys to destiny and, time after time, did not realize the fact until on reflection afterwards excepting a few cases wherein I knew what I was possibly getting into, decided that I would only embarass myself, and got out of dodge before I could humiliate myself in the effort.

I... need to be less like this.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2009, 06:47:28 am »
Christ, this comic turned everyone I know who read it today into Roast Beef.  This comic depressed more people than all of the Cure combined.  This comic is like the depression version of that one movie that makes everybody die.  Look at this thread!
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2009, 07:40:04 am »
Ironically, the cure for The Cure is Gyne-Lotrimin.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2009, 07:59:22 am »
The Cure made a lot of good music.
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Re: November 15, 2009 - A black freckle in his armpit
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2009, 08:03:20 am »
this strip is the volvo of despair of webcomics
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