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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #120 on: December 30, 2009, 07:46:23 am »
i dont have a "WWII-item fetish", but the idea of a lady owning such makes me interested in knowing that lady.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #121 on: December 30, 2009, 08:06:17 am »
Extra points for presentation!
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #122 on: January 03, 2010, 03:33:25 pm »
It's not a neck bozack, it's a placenta but she was too classy to put it where placentae go.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #123 on: January 03, 2010, 03:47:06 pm »
She looked at me funny when I was trying to explain that giraffe placenta is ... a thing ... on the board.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #124 on: January 03, 2010, 04:45:03 pm »
Are you sure that "giraffe" placenta doesn't mean "giraffe" placenta?
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #125 on: January 03, 2010, 05:05:36 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 03, 2010, 04:45:03 pm
Are you sure that "giraffe" placenta doesn't mean "giraffe" placenta?

Now only the old timers will know for sure.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #126 on: January 03, 2010, 07:07:01 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 03, 2010, 05:05:36 pm
Now only the old timers will know for sure.

It shouldn't be that hard to find out. I mean, giraffe don't even have placentas.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #127 on: January 04, 2010, 01:32:44 am »
Oh sure, you would know that.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #128 on: January 04, 2010, 03:54:24 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 03, 2010, 03:18:50 pm

The ornament I do Not recognize the pattern on, still, cool.


It's a hamsa, just in case you find yourself needing to ward off the evil eye.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #129 on: January 04, 2010, 04:58:37 am »
I had Natty Boh yesterday, and I thought it was pretty damn good.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #130 on: January 04, 2010, 05:14:59 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 04, 2010, 04:58:37 am
I had Natty Boh yesterday, and I thought it was pretty damn good.

It is okay to admit that you are wrong.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #131 on: January 04, 2010, 02:23:58 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 17, 2009, 04:54:29 am
I am interested in hearing your opinion on Mr. Klostermann. I remember really disliking him, but I do not remember why at all. it is very possible that he just said something that made me mad.

I finished the book.

I had to put it down and walk away a few times before I got into it. He is aggressively clever to the extent that it can be irritating.

In the end though, once I gave into it, the thing is, he can write a good sentence and a good paragraph, and even if it's not always clear if the paragraphs add up to anything in the end, I am willing to cut a person a lot of slack for those two things. There were lots of bits where I folded down the page so I could find it later. It is only fair to see that as counterbalancing the times one wishes to poke him in the eye.

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #132 on: January 04, 2010, 03:12:08 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 04, 2010, 05:14:59 am
It is okay to admit that you are wrong.

I'm not sure, but I'm becoming more and more convinced that coming to an operational realization of this simple fact is a good definition of maturity.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #133 on: January 04, 2010, 06:15:48 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 04, 2010, 02:23:58 pm
I finished the book.

I had to put it down and walk away a few times before I got into it. He is aggressively clever to the extent that it can be irritating.

In the end though, once I gave into it, the thing is, he can write a good sentence and a good paragraph, and even if it's not always clear if the paragraphs add up to anything in the end, I am willing to cut a person a lot of slack for those two things. There were lots of bits where I folded down the page so I could find it later. It is only fair to see that as counterbalancing the times one wishes to poke him in the eye.

Man, that is the exact way to describe him, only I value the overall point, or at least like going for an overall point, over a sentence.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #134 on: January 04, 2010, 07:01:36 pm »
Of course, the ideal is that the sentences are great AND they add up to something. But I've had to lower my expectations.
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