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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #150 on: January 06, 2010, 10:34:16 pm »
Also, pm me if you haven't yet received your gift and we'll track things down.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #151 on: January 08, 2010, 03:49:03 am »
If my reckoning is correct, Mr Trout and LFM have still not received their gifts.

Secret Santas, you have until Friday the 15th of January to appropriately assure me that their gifts are at least on their way. (A tracking number is best)

Or you will be exposed and shamed for your true natures.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #152 on: January 08, 2010, 04:03:33 am »
the secret santas have ADHD
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #153 on: January 08, 2010, 04:14:52 am »
I ain't got my Secret Santa thing yet but... I dunno, I'm not bothered by it all that much, myself.

I'll gets eventually and, anyway, I'm a quarter Russian and Russian Christmas was just yesterday and so by my math, it is only 75% late at most.

Maybe I'll even have my girlfriend's new camphone figured out by then to actually take pictures.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #154 on: January 08, 2010, 04:36:32 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 08, 2010, 04:14:52 am
I ain't got my Secret Santa thing yet but... I dunno, I'm not bothered by it all that much, myself.

I'll gets eventually and, anyway, I'm a quarter Russian and Russian Christmas was just yesterday and so by my math, it is only 75% late at most.

Maybe I'll even have my girlfriend's new camphone figured out by then to actually take pictures.

Nuh-uh, Russian Christmas is today!  And I ADHDed my best friend Anna's present too!  Yours and hers are both reaching their destinations next week. /shame
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #155 on: January 08, 2010, 05:43:07 pm »
Thank you Green man! There is a scarf (did you make this?), a book of zombie haikus, and three hemp necklaces, wrapped in x-man paper. Two of them are "faggy".





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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #156 on: January 08, 2010, 05:50:29 pm »
Cool.  Haiku spelled backward is "Ukiah", which is the name of a rad Northern California town.  Also a code name for a project I'm working on here at my jorb.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #157 on: January 08, 2010, 07:54:06 pm »
i totally built that scarf with my bare hands.  and a crochet hook.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #158 on: January 09, 2010, 03:14:55 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 08, 2010, 07:54:06 pm
i totally built that scarf with my bare hands.  and a crochet hook.

I appreciate this concept.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #159 on: January 10, 2010, 04:32:08 pm »
Quote from: Mr Trout on January 06, 2010, 08:41:24 pm
You know, I'm actually not sure whether you are talking about the movies or the whiskey.

The whiskey is destined to be added to fruit and butter in a pan, then set on fire before being added to a bowl of vanilla bean ice cream. It will be dispatched like a Viking. A fruitthatwastypedandmodified-flavored Viking.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2010, 05:40:10 am by schnitzelbank »
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #160 on: January 12, 2010, 11:22:54 pm »
Quote from: schnitzelbank on January 10, 2010, 04:32:08 pm
A fruitthatwastypedandmodified-flavored Viking.

That phrase was so much better originally.

Also that sounds like the best thing to do next to drinking it. I'm happy it will meet such a noble end.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2010, 11:55:48 pm by Mr Trout »
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #161 on: January 13, 2010, 06:45:37 am »
Someday, in the far future, Internet archaeologists will try to reconstruct the original state of this thread, and they will fail horribly, and their grants will not be renewed.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #162 on: January 13, 2010, 08:32:51 am »
At least they'll REALLY enjoy the profile pictures along the way.

Seriously.

Cross-eyed owl. Scrooge McPimp. Drunkaroo. Reading bear. Warhol with roses. Lady hiding behind a pineapple too small to hide behind. Glowing glasses anime thing. Horrifying cat monster that really really hates rain. Punctuation full of self-doubt.

Would they assume this was a functional cultural interplay? Would they assume that these were mainstream cultural references?

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #163 on: January 13, 2010, 09:11:56 am »
Unfortunately it turns out Asherdan's superior progeny over-run future and they all disable avatars.
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #164 on: January 13, 2010, 01:45:53 pm »
Quote from: Doc on January 13, 2010, 09:11:56 am
Unfortunately it turns out Asherdan's superior progeny over-run future and they all disable avatars.

Nooooooooo!!!!
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