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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2009, 08:55:20 pm »
This whole thing really took a turn for the bizarre. I feel.....a little scandalized.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2009, 09:08:34 pm »
Hmmm.  Perhaps anyone who did not submit a trouserless photo the first time around should be required to submit one now...
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2009, 09:18:02 pm »
If I were more evil, I'd post "Sure!  Here's mine!" with a goatse link.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2009, 02:39:40 am »
I can't believe I missed this. Congrats, BlueMoon.

I'm with AW on this. The first thread was before my time.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2009, 04:43:54 am »
Submitted without explanation bar the small snippet of info that I did not take this photo, which recovers some small scrap of dignity I suppose

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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2009, 04:54:45 am »
somebody has been avoiding the sun.....
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2009, 04:59:29 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 15, 2009, 04:54:45 am
somebody has been avoiding the sun.....

Oh you bitch!

This was taken a few days ago, it's a particularly miserable British winter, anytime I've been outside for the past 3 months I'm forced into wearing long sleeved tops/waterproofs. Anytime I have been out in the sun I've developed an horrific farmer's tan.

So excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2009, 05:03:35 am »
I am both paler than you and skinnier, so you win.

also hairier, which I guess is a toss-up.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2009, 05:05:59 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 15, 2009, 04:43:54 am
Submitted without explanation bar the small snippet of info that I did not take this photo, which recovers some small scrap of dignity I suppose

You sound so much more surly than you look.  Awww, so young. 
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #54 on: December 15, 2009, 05:07:46 am »
Quote from: Toaster on December 15, 2009, 02:39:40 am
I can't believe I missed this. Congrats, BlueMoon.

I'm with AW on this. The first thread was before my time.

Thanks, Toast!  I completely agree--I didn't pursue it because some people seem to be getting squicked out, but I'm all for #####less photo day.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #55 on: December 15, 2009, 05:11:10 am »
You look kind of like the Incredible Hulk if he didn't actually have any powers and it was just that Doc Bruce Banner had a mental problem where when he got mad, he THOUGHT he turned into a super-beast of extraordinary magnitude and... physically stayed himself. Y'know. Acted like the Hulk but did not turn into him.

I actually mean this in a good way but I can't figure out how to properly express this in the paucity of meaning that is text-without-spoken-context.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2009, 05:11:40 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 15, 2009, 05:05:59 am
You sound so much more surly than you look.  Awww, so young. 

-feels embarrassed in front of the adults/real people-
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #57 on: December 15, 2009, 05:16:47 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 15, 2009, 05:11:10 am
You look kind of like the Incredible Hulk if he didn't actually have any powers and it was just that Doc Bruce Banner had a mental problem where when he got mad, he THOUGHT he turned into a super-beast of extraordinary magnitude and... physically stayed himself. Y'know. Acted like the Hulk but did not turn into him.

To be fair, that is kind of how a lot blokes act when drunk. Maybe the Incredible Hulk was an allegory warning of the dangers of alcohol abuse?

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I actually mean this in a good way but I can't figure out how to properly express this in the paucity of meaning that is text-without-spoken-context.

Are you coming onto me? I think you're coming on to me.

Sigh. I'm never posting trouser-less photos again.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2009, 01:40:21 pm »
What is wrong with pale?

Do you think it is rad to have skin cancer?
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2009, 02:08:01 pm »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 15, 2009, 05:16:47 am
Sigh. I'm never posting trouser-less photos again.

You can just PM them to me, then.
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