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[jaydub]

I need one of those keychains!

On second thought, sounds like the perfect Christmas present for Paul...

No doubt.  Also, Felix!  You're still around!

[pmcd9]

I had another good one.  There was this girl I once knew and she was naked.  She had a spectacular ass just like I remembered.  I reached over and gave that ass a nice squeeze.  When I went to pull my hand off of her ass cheek it was stuck like glue.  I tried to pull my hand away and it wouldn't budge.  I tried to pull harder and it began to stretch like rubber.  Very bizarre.  Then we were on a commercial air flight, the woman was still naked, but my hand was no longer attached to her ass.  I looked out the window and remarked that we were close to the ground.  We were crashing, into the ocean, but that didn't occur to me.  Then it happened.  We just looked out the window and watched as the airplane skidded across the surface of the water.  It was no big deal, there was no announcement from the cockpit, I didn't even have my seatbelt on.  We were enjoying the beautiful site of watching the water rush by.  I think the plane was still gently gliding across the water when I woke up.

[JorgeFabregas]

You dreamt a bright eyes song, man. What does it all mean.

[jay-ell]

I dreamed about yet another guy I knew in college, probably prompted by the fact that he was just tagged in a Facebook album by a local photography service called "Models for Charity," which does something to raise money for Worthy Causes by photographing pretty people.

(You can look him up if you're on Facebook, search for "models for charity" and find the first pic in the first album; the guy that's not a kid is my friend, click through to more photos if you like. There is a topless one of him that I'm pretty certain is friends-only that is most certainly wet-dream-worthy.)

The strange part of the dream, though, was that this beautiful specimen of man and I were engaging in a peculiar little game involving mutual nudity, a hot tub, and a My Little Pony.

Is this horrifyingly embarrassing? Yes. But it's also too hilarious *not* to share, so there you go. Hope you enjoyed it.

I know I did.

[greenkoolayd]

I dreamed about yet another guy I knew in college, probably prompted by the fact that he was just tagged in a Facebook album by a local photography service called "Models for Charity," which does something to raise money for Worthy Causes by photographing pretty people.

(You can look him up if you're on Facebook, search for "models for charity" and find the first pic in the first album; the guy that's not a kid is my friend, click through to more photos if you like. There is a topless one of him that I'm pretty certain is friends-only that is most certainly wet-dream-worthy.)

The strange part of the dream, though, was that this beautiful specimen of man and I were engaging in a peculiar little game involving mutual nudity, a hot tub, and a My Little Pony.

Is this horrifyingly embarrassing? Yes. But it's also too hilarious *not* to share, so there you go. Hope you enjoyed it.

I know I did.

MLP is less strange than precious moments figurines

[jay-ell]

I do have to give you that one.

At least MLP's are vinyl. I don't think I'd want to put anything as brittle and breakable as porcelain near my naughty bits.

Tempered glass? Maybe. But never, ever porcelain.

Did I say never?

[pmcd9]

You dreamt a bright eyes song, man. What does it all mean.

Yeah, anyone in particular or just Bright Eyes in general?

[Drygioni]

Yeah, anyone in particular or just Bright Eyes in general?

At The Bottom of Everything. Very apt.

[theinevitable]

I had this dream that was really long and convoluted and probably uninteresting.
But the end of it, oh man:

so we're helping the band Yo La Tengo load all of their amps and guitars and stuff into their van, and there are way more members than the band actually has. Lots of stuff to move. This one huge guy is standing off to one side bitching and not helping at all... complaining about the venue sucking, WashU fuck*ng him over on tuition, all this crap. And I said, dude, why don't you come help us out. Come on. What's your problem.
"No, I can't."
"Why not?"
"I JUST CAN'T."
"BUT WHY!?"
...
BECAUSE, I HAVE BABY HANDS! BABY HANDS! and he starts screaming BABY HANDS and wailing/crying and beating me with his tiny baby hands. I woke up shuddering and gasping.

I have a lot of dreams that involve something jumping at me/touching me, and my reaction in the dream is always to just kind of crumple into a ball and shudder. Ew.


It's weird because flailing around and crying/screaming is an ongoing joke with one of my friends, about String Dick, the man whose dick is really really long, but as thin as a piece of string. You say, "what's wrong, string dick?" and he goes "I HAVE A STRING-DICK!" and starts whipping it around in the air and wailing. This makes me laugh really hard.

[Drygioni]

I met JL in a dream. For some reason. You had the exact facial expression you do on your FB profile throughout and remarked on the hilarity of my accent.

I don't remember much else.

Also had a dream on the weekend that was good. Not much space in the camping barn so I was lucky enough to be squeezed between two lady friends. However, I had also drunk a horrible shitmix of wine, vodka, tequila, milk, energy juice, homebrew and, worst of all, lager, before going to bed. These inevitably give me strange dreams, and I promptly started envisaging some horrific yet strangely comforting world where I was obliged to sit down before a figure would sit on my lap and I'd have to hold this figure.

Woke up spooning one of the girls a little over-familiarly, but she was either asleep or did not mind, or did and didn't say anything and is now a bit scared.

fuck*ng hell.

[jaydub]

Your sig is particularly appropriate then.

[jay-ell]

I met JL in a dream. For some reason. You had the exact facial expression you do on your FB profile throughout and remarked on the hilarity of my accent.

There is a reason that is my profile picture. That is basically my default expression -- general bemusement blended with mild disapproval.

Is your accent very Sheffield-y? I mean, Pedro was born and raised in Raleigh but his accent is not very Carolina-y. When I think Sheffield, I think Jeff from Coupling, but he may be a bit extreme (in nearly every sense of the word). If that's what you sound like, though, I would be less likely to find it hilarious, and more likely to faint from the rapid flow of blood away from my brain.

[greenkoolayd]

There is a reason that is my profile picture. That is basically my default expression -- general bemusement blended with mild disapproval.

Is your accent very Sheffield-y? I mean, Pedro was born and raised in Raleigh but his accent is not very Carolina-y. When I think Sheffield, I think Jeff from Coupling, but he may be a bit extreme (in nearly every sense of the word). If that's what you sound like, though, I would be less likely to find it hilarious, and more likely to faint from the rapid flow of blood away from my brain.

for asleep style, does the dude have to be asleep, or can it be the lady, instead?

[jay-ell]

for asleep style, does the dude have to be asleep, or can it be the lady, instead?

It can definitely be the lady who is asleep. My BFF prefers it that way.

[greenkoolayd]

It can definitely be the lady who is asleep. My BFF prefers it that way.

i was going to say, maybe a phone call from jude-o would help make that happen for your dude.