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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #870 on: August 18, 2015, 03:59:46 pm »

Again with the too-on-the-nose:

I was going through OkCupid pages and found a girl who looked kind of cute. A little too much makeup maybe. Swipe to the next picture, geez are those fake boobs? Swipe to the next picture, what, a fake nose? What's going on here? Zoom in and her face is just a pasted together collage of fake body parts, like clippings from a magazine, and I wake up with my heart pounding in my ears.

Time to throw my smartphone in the trash, I guess.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #871 on: October 11, 2015, 02:05:04 am »

I had a dream my friend from college said we could bone, but only if we did it in this dressing room at a clothing store we were in. There was a long line of people waiting to use it, who were sighing with exasperation when they saw us go in together. After a minute or so I said that I just felt too weird that everyone had seen us go in, and guilty that they were waiting, and couldn't we just finish somewhere else. She was pissed off and left.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #872 on: October 12, 2015, 08:01:42 am »

Maybe you won't be having dreams like that for awhile now that you've gotten your bone on in real life.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #873 on: December 20, 2015, 03:10:40 pm »

Who the heck was that dream about? With the dressing room? I don't remember at ALL.

Last night: I was in class with two guys who bullied me (mildly) in high school. My boss was the professor, and she tore them apart.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #874 on: April 09, 2016, 07:43:39 pm »

First: I was at a record store and found a box of amazing used records. On the front of the box it said "Property of David Bowie."
I think this was because in real life the other day I saw a man who looked just like David Bowie. He gave me a look that said "don't say it."

Second: I was accepted to the urban planning grad program at Harvard with a full scholarship. I decided to give up all of my ideals about urban planning and become a rich hipster urban designer. "Why not sell out and have fun?"
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #875 on: November 20, 2016, 08:24:07 pm »

...that a TOUAMBer's spouses died, and I was weighing whether to make a thread about it. Yeesh.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #876 on: November 24, 2016, 02:22:15 am »

I had a humdinger of a dream last night, but it had nothing to do with any of you all.
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