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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2009, 12:16:35 am »

that reminds me of this dream I had a few weeks ago where I found a 45 with a cover of Be My Baby by Tiger Trap. It sounded EXACTLY like it would sound if they did this song. It was awesome. Then this weird 1980s-hipster drank robitussin out of a tiny tea cup, and then ate the teacup. it ended up the tea cups were made of sugar/candy.

For some reason all the recordings I can find of Tiger Trap online sound really weird. Maybe because I have only listened to it on a scratchy old record? It sounds really fast on here. Almost to the degree that i think I have been playing it on the wrong speed or something.


whoa! actually, last night I had a dream that I saw Bob Dylan live, and he covered Wagon Wheel. And I was like, "weird, because this song was based on a bob dylan out-take."
Then the second band came on, a cover band of musicians from big classic rock bands (the one I remember is Steve Tyler). As I was walking away, my friend said "I can't believe Brian Wilson is performing!" and I was disappointed that he would play with the dude from Aerosmith.

Then I tried to find the bathroom and there was this big weird bowling alley in there.


Wagon Wheel is a song that I love, and then I listen to the recording and do not love it as much. When my friends at summer camp played it on guitar, though, it was tops. I think I played that song over 100 times that summer.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2009, 06:55:17 pm »

I never got to see Brian Wilson perform because I wrecked my car on the way to the show.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2009, 11:17:51 pm »

just woke up from a terror-dream where this girl who I am having personal issues with lately (due to this funny thing where she likes to be a C*** to my girlfriend) stole all of our money, to teach us a lesson about how some people don't have parents who pay their rent. So we were going to be evicted. She was really aggressive about how we should not be mad, it was just a lesson we had to learn. And then she wanted me to drive her someplace, and I only had enough money in my pocket to take my car out of the garage to drive her, but I had to do it to prove I wasn't an asshole. Somehow.

In real-life news, my roommate wants to date this girl, which can only end in horrible horrible hijinks. Like, the "our girlfriends can't be in the house at the same time" ones. THIS WILL END IN TEARS.

also, it would be weird if we were both dating ex-girlfriends of the same guy.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #33 on: December 15, 2009, 11:24:36 pm »

My SIL and her then-roommate moved to Miami right out of college, but they didn't know anybody except each other. They met this guy at a club. They were both interested and SIL said "go for it." Roomie never called him. Guy called SIL and asked her out. They started dating, but Roomie wouldn't let them be in the house when she was there due to jealousy. It sucked horribly.

Happy ending: SIL and Guy got married and he's great, and Roomie made an ass of herself at the wedding and is miserably unhappy because she's a bitch who drives men away.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #34 on: December 15, 2009, 11:33:36 pm »

we already had this horrible interaction where he invited this girl over without telling me, not realizing that my girlfriend was asleep in my room. This nearly ended with "girlfriend hiding under the bed" type solutions because she got so freaked out that this girl was here. It is a bad scene.

It ended, instead, with him walking in and seeing us sitting there and yelling at me, and then telling the visitor that I was asleep.
Then we sat there in my bed for like an hour until she left. Oops.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2010, 02:03:46 am »

...in which I recieved sound advice from Tupac Shakur, Stoya, and a stegosaurus. When I woke up, I could no longer remember what they had told me.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2010, 02:38:36 am »

I have had dreams where the most profoud, deepest secrets and realities of the world, the very names of God, etc have been revealed.  Damned if I can remember them when I wake up.
Also, I put a big sack of cash behind my bedroom door once.  I had to check twice the next morning to make sure it was just a dream.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2010, 06:07:55 pm »

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. Don't worry, it was just a false alarm. No harm.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2010, 06:12:50 pm »

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. Don't worry, it was just a false alarm. No harm.

Old story, but it goes on.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2010, 06:49:35 pm »

I wish we could know what the stegosaurus said.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2010, 11:19:27 pm »

Probably the same thing that the walrus and the dorpenis said.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2010, 12:57:50 am »

I had one of those dizzy, sick headaches tonight, and when Pedro got home from work I took a two-hour nap. I dreamed that I was on a rowboat, and I could actually feel it listing and pitching in the water. It was terrible.

Feeling OK now, though. Yay, sleep.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2010, 01:06:02 am »

Over New Years, I had a dream where all of the problems in my life were either fixed or undone and all of the fruits of that happiness were laid out before me and...

It was just crushing to wake up.

Felt like I was being messed with, somehow.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2010, 04:51:07 am »

I dreamed last night that my sister and I were inner-tubing on a water slide, which oddly enough ran through a high-end shopping mall in one spot.  We had to run through ritzy department store in our swimsuits to get to the next leg of the waterslide, hauling our inner tubes with us.  We got to the top of a steep set of stairs that would take us to the water again, and since we'd been in inner-tubing mode we naturally flung down on our inner tubes and prepared to slide down the stairs.  My sister went first, and was "whee"ing down the staircase but suddenly she was flying through the air--the staircase only went halfway down, and ended about 25 feet above the floor below.  She hit the ground hard, and her body hitting the marble floor in the hole through the inner tube made a sickening cracking sound.  She started screaming--she had broken the lower end of her spine, at the top of the tailbone, and also her left arm, and was writhing in pain.  I was stuck at the top of the staircase and couldn't find a way down to her.  I woke up feeling physically ill.  I was glad to wake up.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2010, 05:01:12 am »

[[sings]]

I dreamed last night I got on the boat to heaven
And by some chance I had brought my dice along
And there I stood
And I hollered "Someone fade me"
But the passengers, they knew right from wrong.
For the peopel all said sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat

People all said sit down
Sit down you're rockin' the boat.

And the devil will drag you under
By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat,
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,

Sit down you're rockin' the boat.

I sailed away on that little boat to heaven
And by some chance found a bottle in my fist
And there I stood,Nicely passin' out the whisky
But the passengers were bound to resisist
For the people all said beware
You're on a heavenly trip
People all said beware
Beware, you'll scuttle the ship.
And the devil will drag you under
By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat

And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven (laughs)
(gasps!) A great big wave came and washed me over board!
And as I sank And I hollered "someone save me!"
That's the moment I woke up Thank the lord
And I said to myself, sit down, sit down,
You're rockin' the boat!
Said to myself sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat
And the devil will drag you under With a soul so heavy you'd never float,
Sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat
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