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[pmcd9]

my swim trunks fell off... they got tangled around my legs and i couldn't pull them back up.

This actually happened to me, sorta.

I was about 5 and playing show and tell with a little girl in a wading pool in her back yard.  You know, she showed me hers - I showed her mine.  When my mother came outside to collect me I panicked and got my feet tangled in the shorts and couldn't pull them up.  Mom was not amused. 

[jay-ell]

This actually happened to me, sorta.

I was about 5 and playing show and tell with a little girl in a wading pool in her back yard.  You know, she showed me hers - I showed her mine.  When my mother came outside to collect me I panicked and got my feet tangled in the shorts and couldn't pull them up.  Mom was not amused. 

Canned to ease the pain of childhood trauma.

Am I crazy that I... kinda like the kinda-dykey thing, provided the woman actually likes men or, at least, likes men as well?

I like strong women, I dunno.

I like to think it's that I'm egalitarian about gals but it is probably that I do not like having to be strong just because I gots a wang.

I think kinda-dykey women are completely hot, also, but then...that makes sense.

Pedro likes it too, which is convenient for me. I think that it's less about egalitarianism (though that's a nice thought) and more about submission and dominance, and also the reversal of power politics in a hetero sexual relationship.

[wombat]

OK, I just realized, what bothers me about this whole line of discussion - there is really anything even worth remarking on when a woman wears jeans and work boots? Not just by you younguns, but even by JL's mom in a dream? I mean, yeah, my mom is of a generation where this wasn't normal, but mustn't JL's mom be, like, my age?

[jay-ell]

My mom was a bit older than the average mom of the time when she had me -- I have a brother who is ten years older than me, you see. She's 62, which isn't quite of the age where a lot of women would think seeing their daughters in work boots meant they were never going to have grandchildren, but my mom is particularly traditional and highly concerned with the way one presents oneself.

Still, I think if this happened IRL, mom wouldn't really throw a fit about me going to a construction job in work boots. I think in the dream it was more an issue where she objected to my taking the job in the first place, but it came out in the form of arguing about this side issue.

I mean, I wore boys' jeans and doc martens and thermal tees under flannel shirts to class every day when I was in high school and college, and while she wasn't a fan, she never made me late to school so we could argue about it.

Don't judge. It was the style at the time.

[littlefallsmets]

Yeah, my mom is only in her early 50s but, since her mother was young when she had her and her parents divorced when she was young, Gramma Mary Ellen had to work full-time and so much of my mom's raising was done by her grandparents, leading to my mom having more of the cultural sense of her own parents' generation than so much her own.

It is interesting how things like that are more fluid than we might believe at knee-jerk.

[greenkoolayd]

I mean, I wore boys' jeans and doc martens and thermal tees under flannel shirts to class every day when I was in high school and college, and while she wasn't a fan, she never made me late to school so we could argue about it.

Don't judge. It was the style at the time.

it must have been awfully cold where you grew up.

[jay-ell]

We had an ice age here in Raleigh.

No, actually I doffed the flannel in summertime in favor of wife-beaters layered over sports bras.

High class, I know.

[greenkoolayd]

We had an ice age here in Raleigh.

No, actually I doffed the flannel in summertime in favor of wife-beaters layered over sports bras.

High class, I know.

oh, yeh? [[ponders]]

[Choop]

jayell you're makin me miss asheville here

[Toaster]

2. I jumped in, and my swim trunks fell off... they got tangled around my legs and i couldn't pull them back up. everyone was like, gross! dude! your dick!

In every dream I have had where I have been Exposed, I recieved Positive Reactions. I have never had a bad naked dream.

[miles]

Lucid dreaming, FTW!

[jay-ell]

...that I was in high school, and I was the only girl on the football team. I got pissed off when the coach told me not to come to practice one afternoon because some of my teammates' parents had come to watch practice and he didn't want them to see that there was a girl on the team. I'm not clear on why, exactly, but I was very upset about it.

This is hilarious for two reasons:

1) I am not an athlete an any sense of the word. (I'm not even a Mathlete.) Organized sports are not my thing. I like to watch hockey, that's about it.

2) Football is my most hated sport, because as many times as people have tried to explain it to me (please don't try) I can neither understand the rules nor can I comprehend why it's acceptable for grown men to get paid a lot of money to run around in tight ##### and chase a ball that doesn't even roll.

So it was a pretty hilarious dream, especially when I put on my pads for practice and realized that I was going to have to learn how to play pretty soon or I'd be off the team.

[pmcd9]

Looks like we've finally found JL's Achilles heel.

[Drygioni]

nor can I comprehend why it's acceptable for grown men to get paid a lot of money to run around in tight ##### and chase a ball that doesn't even roll.

Haha. Do you like rugby?

[dejavroom]

...a ball that doesn't even roll.

I have a can for you on your burthdah.