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[jay-ell]

I dreamed that I was having post-coital pillow talk about temporal anomalies with a naked Neil Gaiman. I am such a nerd that my subconscious skipped the actual naughty bits and went straight for the sci-fi pillow talk. And, even dorkier, I woke up thinking, "That is the hottest dream I have had in quite some time."

Save yourselves, folks; there's no hope for me any more.

Edit: apparently I know their work better than their faces -- it was Neil Gaiman, not William Gibson. But I didn't realize it 'til a post by Gaiman popped up in my Facebook feed.

[Arachno-capitalist]

My last dream was actually really sweet. I was going to the same place sitting in the same seat for lunch every day and the same girl was always at the same place in the same seat at the same time. Eventually we made conversation until she came running over and yelled
"DO YOU LOVE MELISSA ETHERIDGE?"
"What? The 'come to my window' lady? No. I don't love Melissa etheridge."
"DO YOU WANT TO MARRY MELISSA ETHERIDGE?"
"No. Never crossed my mind."
And then we smooched.

[pmcd9]

Melissa Ethridge Sucks. I mean figuratively speaking she sucks. She brags about having never had sex with a man ever. That's a joke y'all. I don't care about her sexuality except for the fact she makes such a big deal out of it. But really her music is terrible.

[Carlos del Vaca]

I believe they'd call her a "gold star lesbian."

[theinevitable]

I had a dream I got back with my Ex. No, not the one you're thinking of. And not cupcake girl. The girl I dated in high school. It was weird. I imagined she would be impressed at how much better I have gotten at making out.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Bruce Willis and I were chasing/running from an eastern european woman. I can't follow the plot because the chases were broken up by Bruce and I going apartment shopping and playing football. The apartment building was still under construction and each floor was stylized by a year. Like there was a 2012 floor, a 2013 floor, etc. We were in a chase where Bruce was in one car and I was in another with a nerdy young english woman who kept shooting a gun at the floorboards. We had to fake our own deaths so we crashed the cars into trees and walked away to play football with some kids who were getting off a school bus.
It made sense at the time.

[AugustWest]

Were you on Roombas at the time?

[theinevitable]

Reading for a couple hours about future satire social media idiots in Super Sad True Love Story gave me weird dreams two nights in a row. That book is good but the dreams were unsettling.

[wombat]

All I ever have are these anxiety dreams where I'm in a strange place where the bathrooms are weird and I can't manage to get showered and dressed. My life is even boring in my dreams.

[CortJstr]

All I ever have are these anxiety dreams where I'm in a strange place where the bathrooms are weird and I can't manage to get showered and dressed. My life is even boring in my dreams.

I also have dreams where the bathrooms are weird but it's that I can't pee. Either the bathroom is really weirdly set up or it's oddly public with doors that don't close.

[wombat]

Thank you, it's very comforting that someone else has weird bathroom dreams.

I used to have dreams where part of the problem was that the shower was too public, but now it's mostly that the plumbing is totally bizarre or there's some other complication.

[KeithHernandez]

I've said before (in this thread probably) that I don't remember my dreams- I've literally had like 2 dreams my whole life I remember- with that said it seems like that too public bathroom thing kinda does mean something about the way you feel about yourself.

[jay-ell]

Thank you, it's very comforting that someone else has weird bathroom dreams.

I used to have dreams where part of the problem was that the shower was too public, but now it's mostly that the plumbing is totally bizarre or there's some other complication.

I have weird bathroom dreams, too. I think it my subconscious's safeguard against letting me pee the bed. The one and only time I remember being able to actually use a toilet in a dream was when I was about 9 or 10 (still a kid, but old enough to be mortified) and I woke up to a warm wet puddle. Ever since then, if I go into a bathroom and it's weirdly unusable, I often realize I'm dreaming and wake myself up.

Except that one of the bathrooms at work since we moved to our new location is undergoing renovations, so the first time I walked in and saw a toilet on its side I thought there was a good chance that I was dreaming. It was...unnerving.

[KeithHernandez]

And...jl's reason makes a lot of sense.

[pmcd9]

I had a strange dream this morning. I don't remember most of it, but I remember Weird Al was in it and a lot of people I know. I felt like I was semi conscious (maybe I was) and was drifting in and out of the dream.