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[wombat]

Coffee with chocolate is good, but coffee with chocolate and mint is better.

Ugh, I had no idea people put mint in coffee, that's even worse than the ones I was thinking of.

It's perhaps fair to point out that I will also go "ugh" if you put more than two toppings on a pizza etc. I'd rather have something perfect and simple than something with twenty ingredients all fighting with one another. But coffee and mint.... ugh.

[Carlos del Vaca]

I likes the hazelnut coffee. That's good stuff.

[jay-ell]

I had a dream last night that I went to a restaurant and the only restrooms were so small that you had to literally squeeze yourself into them and couldn't even turn around. I went in one and had a panic attack. I asked a waitress about it and she said the owner wouldn't do anything because it was too expensive and "nobody uses the ones we have, so why have them?" She said he thought that people didn't really need restrooms and that this solved the problem of people coming in to pee and not buying anything.

I think I'm going to quit my job today.

Ugh, I had no idea people put mint in coffee, that's even worse than the ones I was thinking of.

It's perhaps fair to point out that I will also go "ugh" if you put more than two toppings on a pizza etc. I'd rather have something perfect and simple than something with twenty ingredients all fighting with one another. But coffee and mint.... ugh.

Coffee and mint is bad. Iced coffee with milk and sugar and chocolate and mint is amazing. I stand by my choice. Though I agree with you on more than two toppings on a pizza.

[Choop]

coffee with orange is the fuckin' bomb diggity. slice of rind in with grounds for a pot, dash of bitters in the cup, splash of triple sec, doesn't matter how you get that orange in there, just get it

a latte with a little touch of peppermint is really really nice. spearmint? go fuck yourself. peppermint, baby

[wombat]

I had a dream last night that I went to a restaurant and the only restrooms were so small that you had to literally squeeze yourself into them and couldn't even turn around. I went in one and had a panic attack. I asked a waitress about it and she said the owner wouldn't do anything because it was too expensive and "nobody uses the ones we have, so why have them?" She said he thought that people didn't really need restrooms and that this solved the problem of people coming in to pee and not buying anything.

I think I'm going to quit my job today.

Wait I thought this was a thread about coffee.

Why are you going to quit your job? I think I forgot to mention that yesterday I had a phone interview for a part time job at the animal shelter that I wanted really badly a year ago and now I am not sure I want it.

[jay-ell]

Why are you going to quit your job?

Because my boss runs the store the way the business owner in my dream ran his restaurant. He is planning to institute a new policy that I disagree with which will effectively punish the loyal customers in order to discourage the people he views as "freeloaders," and I'm going to tell him today that I can't support it and I won't work Thursday nights any more if he goes ahead with it.

[theinevitable]

long night of awful dreams (mugged someone? got all my teeth beaten out? realized I was a pedophile?) but here's the good one.

I was talking to an asian immigrant, and part of her English difficulty was that whenever she tried to say "mou5e" she said "c*ck."

[CortJstr]

I was on a cruise run by Mallory Archer. The power went out and she saw no reason to spend the money to repair it.

[jaydub]

I thought you were carrying the torch for Pam.

[AugustWest]

I was talking to an asian immigrant, and part of her English difficulty was that whenever she tried to say "mou5e" she said "c*ck."

Subconsciously we are all just Ultra-Peanut to you.

[Choop]

last night i had a poker game (i lost) that involved a minor argument (i backed down because i wasn't being a dick and five bucks lasts all night).

this morning before i woke up, i dreamt:

i'm playing poker with simon pegg and nick frost, and a couple other people i can't place. one of them suggests an obscure card game i've never heard of, and everybody else is up for it. i'm lost, and as people are turning to me, i think to help me figure out the game, i ask what in my hand looks like a winner-- loudly announcing "is a flush good? is that what i'm after?" at which point everyone else at the table throws down their hand with an anguished sigh. next hand, i ask "how about four tens?" and repeat the sighs and throwings away. same thing next hand, followed by my deal. at which point i ask "what the hell are the rules to this game anyway?" and all the other people at the table say "oh we've got no idea."

i woke up laughing because my partners in a poker circle in my dream played such a good joke on me.

[pmcd9]

That sounds like a fun dream.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I was walking with one of my high school american history teachers. We were walking around the quad and talking about the government shutdown and all of that. At some point I became self aware that I was in a dream and said "This is my dream and I am now the driver here. Why aren't we banging... right. now."

[jaydub]

My landlord burst into my house with two teenage kids armed with knives.  I disarmed one, then seized my landlord and held him captive with the knife at his throat until the police arrived.  Later, I realized the title to the house had been forfeited to the police and it went to auction.  I bid on it and won.

I knew it had to be a dream, because there is no way I would bid on this dump.

[theinevitable]

I had one of those wish-fulfillment dreams where I found out I got into the best possible grad school and it was going to be free. Dreams like that make me kind of disappointed in my brain's creativity. You couldn't throw any funny twists in there? Or at least some sex?