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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2009, 07:24:35 am »
I have thick curly dark-brown-almost-black hair, yeah.

Women tell me "I wish I had your hair!" and I bite my tongue and do not say "Well, I could give your future children this hair..."

But that could be misconstrued as harassment so I do not make that little joke.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2009, 07:39:19 am »
Yeah, thick and curly I mean.

Mine is blond but I don't think that makes a difference.  Mine is an afro!
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2009, 07:58:11 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on December 22, 2009, 07:00:59 am
Yeah me too, you all have curly hair?  Is it all women over 40 that compliment you, but younger women will play with it while drunk?

more of the former, none of the latter.  i need to hang out with drunk chicks.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2009, 10:28:53 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 22, 2009, 07:58:11 am
i need to hang out with drunk chicks.
Amen, brother.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2009, 02:00:08 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 22, 2009, 06:57:36 am
same here.  old ladies approach me in the grocery store and tell me how much of a shame it is for a boy to have such gorgeous hair.  i never know how to take it.

I think I will do that when I am an old lady. Something to look forward to.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2009, 02:06:50 pm »
I once dated a man for six months based solely on his beautiful blonde curls.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2009, 03:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 22, 2009, 02:54:43 pm
So did you try that out yet?

Oh no you dint!
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2009, 03:52:07 pm »
I knew someone would say it, it was just a question of who was willing to risk whether I have figured out that I can also delete huge numbers of cans.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2009, 03:59:23 pm »
straight blonde hair here, women have always told me they're jealous of it. i used to say "there's enough to go around" but then i got slapped one time too many so i stopped.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2009, 09:47:30 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 22, 2009, 02:00:08 pm
I think I will do that when I am an old lady. Something to look forward to.

according to that picture that was posted of you, you kinda got it goin on, so it wont be so unpleasant for the dude...
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2009, 10:00:26 pm »
There's a youngun who knows how to get himself a thousand cans.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2009, 11:07:28 pm »
easy come, easy go, duder.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2009, 05:03:20 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 22, 2009, 02:06:50 pm
I once dated a man for six months based solely on his beautiful blonde curls.

Me: three months, amazing super-thick straight really long dark brown hair.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2009, 05:21:13 am »
thats the female equivalent of a dude dating a chick because she has an impressive rack.
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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2009, 03:20:14 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 23, 2009, 05:21:13 am
thats the female equivalent of a dude dating a chick because she has an impressive rack.

This.

This is the sort of egalitarianism I can support.
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