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[littlefallsmets]

I like to imagine the SCOTUS as a fantasy-literature monster.

Like one so powerful that it scares away lesser monsters.

"You are in a pitch black room. The good news is that there are no grue. The bad news is that this is because The Scotus already ate them all."

[Thomas Pain]

I didn't like the tone of voice that the head water buffalo took with me several posts back.  yeah that's right, I called Jay-ell a water buffalo just now.  as fpor your mores norms and such anf such, I dunno, I guess the thing about all that is that I don't NEED to care about those.  fitting into the community isn't really a big concern of mine.  sure some of you think I'm mean and some think I'm batshit insane but I still get something out of interacting with some of you so I guess that means that there must me something in some of youall's perception of me and reaction towards me that makes it worthwhile.  Meanwhile a lot of you, perhaps the same ones, are scratching your heads and wonderinf why why why what is this dynamic who is this person lets qualify him and quantiify him and and and

okay, you want the tryth.  okay what it is is I am a quasi-sentient space satellite that has been sent over from another galaxy.  I was in transift for many many thousands of years, travelling at the speed of light, and I grew quite insane over the course of my lonesome journey, especially after I passed too close to a quasar star and my porn banks became corrupted.  I was supposed to report to you on the life forms that sent me here but much of the information I had on them got overwritten when I started doodling in what was supposed to be protected memory, trying to figure out optimal game strategy for a game similar to what you humans call tic-tac-tow.

suffice it to say, my cultural perspective not to mention my very cognition is substantially different from anything you earthlings are acquainted with, so while it may not be possible to explain me exactly in terms which would satiate you, yes, I do get something out of interacting with you, and I do hope that you will continue to entertain enteracting with me.

your internet pen=pal from the galaxy quadrant fb2f,
-Cephalodroid Charlie, version 3.7beta

[Bobby Isosceles]

Our Earth gift of a "ukulele" will help you.

[schnitzelbank]

Our Earth gift of a "ukulele" will help you.

A ukulele is not a child's toy. Ukulele is serious business.

[bluemoon72]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4

[Bobby Isosceles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrXlVPn0DI

[Doc]

Are you on the bus or off the bus?

Back of the bus?

[smick]

and then the pub owner decides he's not going to allow any black people in, or anyone who has this or that idea...  it's the same thing. 

Wow!  Wowowowowow!

You totally equate being crap to being black.

I think it is a short leap to say that you feel that by the transitive nature of crap that you feel like being black is like being crap.   

Why do you hate black people, man?   That's totally not ok, dude.   Not ok.

Don't hate black people.

[littlefallsmets]

My theory is that his only interaction with African Americans was watching Steve Martin's "The Jerk" wherein Steve Martin is a jerk who also believes himself to be African American as he was RAISED by African-Americans and... this is why he thinks he can draw analogies between being black and being a jerk. When actually they are just two separate traits of the same fictional character.

Also, you know, he is an internet troller so he is purposely constructing faulty analogies to get rises outta people.

[Thomas Pain]

Also, you know, he is an internet troller so he is purposely constructing faulty analogies to get rises outta people.

no, okay, F you guys, quit trolling me, that's uncalled for.  in case you gen1suses aint noticed yet, everyall of my logic is twisted and skewered and faulty.  of course my analogies is fallacious like everything else.  the truth is between the lines, dudes.  I speak in codes and insinuations and shit.  Is I Ted Danson or Michael Richards, or is I Bert Williams?  Only you can decide.  I didn't grow up black in no Mississippi town, but then again I didn't grow up white in no midwestern book burning burg either.  Matter a fact where I grew up, I was one of the few white people in the whole country.  So maybe I just internalized a thing or two about racial dichotomy and perception of normalcy, who knows. (link to Ludacris - Southern Hospitality)

[Thomas Pain]

    When life seems full of clouds and rain,
    And I am filled with naught but pain,
    Who soothes my thumping, bumping brain?
    [pause] Nobody.
    When winter comes with snow and sleet,
    And me with hunger and cold feet,
    Who says, "Here's two bits, go and eat"?
    [pause] Nobody.
    I ain't never done nothin' to Nobody.
    I ain't never got nothin' from Nobody, no time.
    And, until I get somethin' from somebody sometime,
    I don't intend to do nothin' for Nobody, no time.

--Bert Williams




"Tout le monde veut être un star, mais personne veut être une planète. Tout le monde entraîne dans les bars où personne n’est honnête. Tout le monde veut que tout le monde l’aime mais personne n’aime tout le monde."

--Luc De Larochelière "Cash City"

Luc de la Rocheliere - Cash City
Tout le monde veut être une star mais personne veut être une planète
tout le monde traine dans les bars où personne n'est honnête
Tout le monde veut que tout le monde l'aime mais personne n'aime tout le monde
Tout le monde veut que tout le monde l']aime mais personne, personne,
personne n'aime tout le monde à cash city
Tout le monde a des idées empruntées à la télé
Tout le monde a ses coutumes chacun a son costume
Tout le monde est imposteur chacun est son propre héros
Tout le monde a un poster de Marilyn Monroe
Tout le monde veut que tout le monde l'aime mais personne n'aime tout le monde
Tout le monde veut que tout le monde l']aime mais personne, personne,
personne n'aime tout le monde à cash city
Parfois on sort à cash city
Dans les tours de l'ennui
Tout le monde veut prendre de l'altitude de l'altitude
A cash city
Dans une ville qui n'est belle que la nuit
Dans les yeux qui supplient
Tout le monde danse avec sa solitude, sa folitude
A cash city
Tout le mode rêve à l'amour Chacun a son histoire de cul
Et quand revient le jour Tout le monde reste déçu
Tout le monde fait son petit numéro et danse dans son coin
Tout le monde fait le même rêve porno de se tenir la main
À cash city
Tout le monde veut être quelqu'un car personne n'aime personne
Tout le monde veut être quelqu'un avant que le glas sonne
veut que tout le monde l'aime mais personne n'aime tout le monde Tout le monde
veut que tout le monde l'aime mais personne, personne, personne n'aime tout le monde
A cash city
Parfois on sort à cash city
Dans les tours de l'ennui
Tout le monde veut prendre de l'altitude de l'altitude
A cash city
Dans une ville qui n'est belle que la nuit
Dans les yeux qui supplient
Tout le monde danse avec sa solitude, sa folitude
A cash city

[dejavroom]

I think all the "lulz" that could possibly be obtained from this were already harvested, long ago, in the first page. I'd suggest blocking this thread just because it's ratacat's little spotlight venue, and he's boring, and when this thread is locked he'll probably start losing his marbles and then someone can ban him, and that will be pretty neat.

[Thomas Pain]

Think I'm Losing My Marbles - Mendelson Joe

what?  you didn't like the French song?  It was very clever.  The google translation into English isn't even completely off.

I've figured out that if you ever want to write an illegal thereatening letter, like threatening to kill the president, you should feed it through the google translator a few times...  translate into a dozen languages, then back into English, and no one will be able to recognize your writing style after that.  The unabomber could have benefitted from google translator.  wasn't it his brother or someone who recognized him in his writing and turned him in.  But then again he was a teacher at Berkley, so, it was only a matter of time before they figured him out anyway.

sorry if it seems like I'm all tap dancing in a spot light over here.  I guess I mean no offense I don't mean to sound rude or anything but I mean, if all you see this thread as is troll feeding, then don't feed it! 

I'm sorry if my mind's tangents don't fit neatly into your pre-ordained ideas of what kinda categories ideas should fit in

DID YOU SEE THE THREAD WHERE I DISCUSS MY ADHD???  DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE THAT ONE? 

sometimes me and categories don't go well although i think for the most part this thread has been pretty consistent it's been 50% at least about the question of who the hell I am and I should be banned and I AM THE WALRUS JU JU FINGER COO COO KACHOO

right anyway sorry if it wasn't my turn to post it's hard for me to tell sometimes what order this is all supposed to go in especially at this hour of the decade.

[dejavroom]

Pay no attention to us; you are a very interesting person =)

[Bobby Isosceles]

I'm glad I am not the only person who understands/is amused by this. Jeez, it's like none of you people have eaten hard shell crabs before. You gotta pick through a lot of inedible crap to find the sweet, sweet meat in the middle. Maybe this is why Jason makes you so ... wait for it ..



... wait for it ...


... WAIT for it ...



..... CRABBY.