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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 02:54:58 am »
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 03:10:33 am »
Mongooses. Stare at it for a while.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2010, 03:18:49 am »
gazebo.

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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2010, 03:19:17 am »
moustachioed

(i pronounce guacamole as "whack-a-mole", just like the mallet game, because contrary to all my best efforts i am in fact turning into my father)
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2010, 03:28:45 am »
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2010, 03:41:29 am »
Quote from: miles on January 05, 2010, 12:56:26 am
For some reason it bugs me when people shorten it to "guac" because it's like, where's the fun in that?

I used to work with a dude that always called it ROCKamole.  I would like to say this was one of his most annoying traits, but sadly I can't.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2010, 03:49:40 am »
Did they just legalize pot or something?
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2010, 03:58:35 am »
Floccinaucihilipilificatrix.  (seriously.)
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2010, 04:07:01 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on January 05, 2010, 03:58:35 am
Floccinaucihilipilificatrix.  (seriously.)

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also, the fun words:

x heretofore
x wherewithal
x duder(as opposed to "dude")
x effing
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2010, 04:13:30 am »
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2010, 04:24:32 am »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2010, 04:26:59 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 05, 2010, 03:18:49 am
gazebo.

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Ma-ca-da-mi-a.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2010, 04:39:59 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 05, 2010, 04:07:01 am
x heretofore
x wherewithal
x duder(as opposed to "dude")
x effing

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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2010, 04:48:14 am »
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Floccinaucihilipilificatrix

Wait, I am having trouble parsing this one.

a woman who estimates the worth of objects as nothing?
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2010, 06:14:46 am »
Plinth.

Also, I have trouble interpreting cartoons like this one because, being a systematist, my go-to interpretation for this type of diagram is that it's a genealogical tree. Which, I'm sure you can see, would cause problems with the parsing of this cartoon.

And furthermore, I think lycopene only exists in a useful-to-humans form in cooked tomatoes, not fresh ones.
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