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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2010, 02:26:53 am »
Is American Apparel the one that does all the ads on the back-covers of "alt-weeklies" with the disturbingly-close-to-jail-bait girls?

Or am I just old now?
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2010, 02:44:45 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 04, 2010, 02:26:53 am
Is American Apparel the one that does all the ads on the back-covers of "alt-weeklies" with the disturbingly-close-to-jail-bait girls?

Yes. Although it seems that recently the models are more woman like. But I'm too fat to wear that stuff anyway.

Quote from: theinevitable on February 04, 2010, 12:22:44 am
also: contest to find america's best hipster ass.

See, those aren't hipster asses. You can't just take a lady with a beautifully round ass and throw on a pair of tube sucks up to her pu$$y and call it a hipster ass.

I'm not complaining about the link, though. Thank Jesus for that link.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2010, 03:25:51 am »
I don't like the trend towards bubble-butts. I prefer a little more ass-thleticism in a hindside.

Most of those hineys look like nippleless boobs. Which, I suppose, could have its advantages, but it just reminds me of the old joke:

How do you make five pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it, of course.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2010, 03:29:09 am »
I feel the need to defend the honour of bubble butts.

Oh man.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2010, 03:40:12 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 04, 2010, 02:26:53 am
Is American Apparel the one that does all the ads on the back-covers of "alt-weeklies" with the disturbingly-close-to-jail-bait girls?

Or am I just old now?

They're the ones with the models that look like anorexic drug addicts, or children with the flu. I'm pretty sure I didn't find that look appealing even when I was young.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2010, 03:46:47 am »
I don't understand what a "bubble butt" is. Internet research yields contradictory and mutually exclusive definitions. Also, pictures of butts.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2010, 03:54:20 am »
A noticeably plump rump on an otherwise non-plump frame.

Some misunderstand this to be a comparison to the shape of a soap "bubble" when it is actually a comparison to the "bubbles" of quantum foam that are theorized to be the basis of all stable universes. This is because there would be no value in the universe if not for bubble butts.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2010, 01:46:29 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 04, 2010, 03:54:20 am
Some misunderstand this to be a comparison to the shape of a soap "bubble" when it is actually a comparison to the "bubbles" of quantum foam that are theorized to be the basis of all stable universes. This is because there would be no value in the universe if not for bubble butts.

That is fantastic
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2010, 08:57:05 pm »
my attention is more easily drawn to lady backyards that are large AND round, but quality is more important than quantity.  if i have a choice, i at least want enough to grab a hold of.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2010, 09:05:30 pm »
otherwise small women with large bottoms FTW.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2010, 11:20:50 pm »
I think this thread just turned into a rap song.

Which is awesome.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2012, 05:20:49 am »
I really have a thing for girls with petite T/ thick A

somebody's going to crack a joke at me for bumping this, and I'll just sit here bein' correct, and they'll be wrong.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2012, 05:45:06 am »
It is interesting that this thread get bumped at this time of my life. I think I am realizing that I haven't met a butt I didn't like. But a bubble butt keeps you warm at night like nothing else can.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2012, 06:23:02 pm »
I've said it once, I'll say it again: Firm butt, bouncy boobs FTW.
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Re: Whiny Vassar Midget Minute - Feb 2, 2010
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2012, 08:57:55 pm »
I've said it once and I'll say it again: A girl with small boobs hugs you closer to her heart. Butts should only be a size necessary for spooning.
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