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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 01:46:16 pm »
Yea on playoffs.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2010, 01:57:08 pm »
I say "sure" to playoffs.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 03:10:36 pm »
I should clarify that I'm fine with either way, although I have a slight preference for plays off.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2010, 03:36:16 pm »
Playoffs, sure.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2010, 05:07:38 pm »
Playoffs. Cause it makes me feel like I've accomplished something if I make 'em.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2010, 05:13:15 pm »
Playoffs are a contrived abomination. The winner of this year will be the fake team that has acquired the most left handed midwesterners.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2010, 06:08:37 pm »
I'll set us up the playoffs.  We have the option of 4, 6 or 8 teams making the "post season."  I think the Top 4 should suffice for playoffs in a 10-team league.

Then I'll flick whatever switch is necessary to get us to draftin'.

In my mind it's a lever that sticks up from the floor, like the one Conan O'Brien pulled to activate a Walker, Texas Ranger clip.

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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2010, 08:46:59 pm »
Our league status has been updated to "Ready to Draft."

Turns out it was much easier than I thought.  My hardhat and goggles were completely unnecessary.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2010, 09:42:46 pm »
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Your auto draft will be completed between now and 11:59 PM PT on Tuesday, Apr 6.
So, possibly after 3 days of baseball? For shame, yahoo.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2010, 01:49:00 pm »
Ah, but I have a roster this morning.

Roy Halladay AND Cole Hamels.  Awwwwwwwwww yeah.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2010, 01:56:51 pm »
Musta run last night in that case.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2010, 02:52:35 pm »
Wow I sure have a lot of players that I never heard of.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2010, 03:11:51 pm »
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Wow I sure have a lot of players that I never heard of.
Which team? I tweaked my draft preferences and my hitters seem inordinately stacked to me.
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2010, 03:34:36 pm »
Yeah, claim your teams, people, so we know who we're playin'.  I'm Banana Town, obviously, Tommy Tiger = ash, and Obscure References = AW.  Who else?
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Re: False Baseball for the New Generation
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2010, 03:41:47 pm »
My imaginary stat machines are the Sturdy Thighbones.
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