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[Bobby Isosceles]

There's no guinea pig on that menu. Was it a special? I don't want to schlepp all the way to Del Ray for nothing.

It's not listed on the menu, but it's a weekend thing, yes.

[miles]

Man, that website was annoying as hell.  Also, as was stated above, no guinea pig on the menu.

Seriously, it was like 15 seconds before I could mute the fuck*ng sound. In internet time that's the lifespan of a guinea pig.

I don't know what it is with restaurants that they all think their websites have to, like, sing and dance and do all kinds of shit instead of just sit there and convey information. It is definitely an epidemic, though, so much so that I now steel myself for it every time I look up a restaurant.

There could be money in creating software that would filter all the bullshit out of sites like that. Or even like just a website. You could totally sell that to Google in a couple years. But it's probably already been invented, right?

[Bobby Isosceles]

Seriously, it was like 15 seconds before I could mute the fuck*ng sound. In internet time that's the lifespan of a guinea pig.

There could be money in creating software that would filter all the bullshit out of sites like that. Or even like just a website. You could totally sell that to Google in a couple years. But it's probably already been invented, right?

firefox + flashblock + noscript

[wombat]

But if you do that stuff, is there anything left on the website that you can read?

[wombat]

By the way, this is either a very funny or very depressing blog of stories sent in by web and other designers, often about how they are asked to make horrible things. For example:

Client:  ”I don’t want to use non moving buttons on the website for navigation.  Buttons are going the way of the dinosaur.”

Me:  ”What would you like me to use?”

Client:  ”A looping movie where the customer has to click on the fast moving objects to navigate through the site.  It will keep them on their toes.”

[Carlos del Vaca]

They do have lomo saltado on the menu, so what more could you need?

[wombat]

I don't have to go so far for that, is the thing.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I love the fact that I'm eating off-menu secret guinea pig before having an underground bacon party at a secret faceless bar.

[Victoria Waterfield]

There's no guinea pig on that menu. Was it a special? I don't want to schlepp all the way to Del Ray for nothing.

The potatoes come with guinea pig if you order them Guinea Pig Style

[Drygioni]

Well I liked the website.

Try hard enough and you can rip the pages.

[lprkn]

By the way, this is either a very funny or very depressing blog of stories sent in by web and other designers, often about how they are asked to make horrible things.

Change all text in safety calendar to a kids font like Comic Sans, we want it to look like a kid made the entire calendar.

[jay-ell]

Sorry to be late to the party, but I suspect the hair was burned off. That's how they prep rats, or so I hear.

[jaydub]

Sorry to be late to the party, but I suspect the hair was burned off. That's how they prep rats, or so I hear.

I think the foodie term is "singed".

[Bobby Isosceles]

Oops, I did it again. I barbequed two today and sent the recipe to Onstad.

[Doc]

But did you eat a Guinea Fowl and a Chicken in the same animal?
The same animal with Four Wings?

So this is only barely related to the thread at hand by a quirk of language. Fuck you.