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Re: Aminals
« Reply #585 on: October 29, 2014, 11:36:05 pm »
does it all come out at once?

or does the other worse manual option have to happen...
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« Reply #586 on: November 01, 2014, 06:03:58 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 29, 2014, 10:01:20 pm
the dog shitting out like 19" of hookworm.

Good Lord!
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« Reply #587 on: November 01, 2014, 09:43:49 pm »
It's only rarely that I stand by the maxim of my lil profile image, but this is one of those times.

I am glad that I have never had to deal with pooping out a huge parasite.
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« Reply #588 on: November 02, 2014, 01:28:34 pm »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #589 on: November 03, 2014, 02:43:58 am »
whaaaat??!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #590 on: November 04, 2014, 03:24:12 am »
Here's a can because I am experienced.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #591 on: November 06, 2014, 03:58:32 am »
Sweet looking dog, dude.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #592 on: November 06, 2014, 05:00:30 am »
He kinda reminds me of this guy.
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« Reply #593 on: November 08, 2014, 09:41:33 pm »
hosss take heroic pisses.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #594 on: November 10, 2014, 05:47:21 am »
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« Reply #595 on: November 12, 2014, 05:28:23 pm »
He's smiling. He is proud of himself.
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« Reply #596 on: November 13, 2014, 01:32:53 am »
That is very funny - the sheep, I mean, not so much the plastic bag. You ruined that story by not falling off the hoss.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #597 on: November 17, 2014, 07:29:30 pm »
A guy from Rutgers got eaten by a bear this fall. This confirms my intense fear of bears. He ran and it chased him.

Actually, the aftermath of him dying confirmed exactly why I'm scared of them-- every conversation I heard about it mentioned how he just needed to (whatever) and he would have been fine. I think I have mentioned this before, but since I was a kid I've been freaked out by the feeling that all animals are completely unpredictable and could do something bad at any moment. Who knows, maybe if I'd seen a bear when I was camping I would have done "the right thing" and gotten eaten anyway. I can't watch those cute "look at this huge dog that's friends with a tiny duck" type videos because I feel absolute dread that at any moment the dog could just rip the duck in half, and knowing the Internet they would just post it without warning for lulz.

whew, that's intense, let's watch this probably kind of freaked out pug.
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« Reply #598 on: November 17, 2014, 07:53:14 pm »
Love that angle on a pug.

Where did this bear thing happen? What kind of bear?
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« Reply #599 on: November 17, 2014, 10:58:43 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 17, 2014, 08:26:13 pm
Did I mention I went from one dog to three dogs in a month? I thought it might be a little much but fuck noes, I love having a pack going ape-shits in the lot with me ever time I got out. It's like always having a friend around who likes you and wants to play.
Did your children recently leave for school or something? Brother, there is no discernible difference between a cat lady and a dog guy.
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