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Re: Aminals
« Reply #870 on: March 13, 2017, 05:44:37 am »
Apparently the Houston Livestock Show has a Guniea Pig Costume Contest.
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« Reply #871 on: March 13, 2017, 05:52:12 am »
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« Reply #872 on: March 13, 2017, 02:39:32 pm »
Goats around Lexington.
Goats around Louisville.

Sorry, I'm not very up on local livestock prices.  Our agricultural activities have been more horticultural lately.  We are actively pursuing Mrs. West's dream of becoming a cut flower farmer and have been developing a business plan to efficiently use our acre and half of field as a flower-growing retirement business.  I kept telling her that my plan for a retirement business was to become a rock star, but she ain't buying it.  So, I expect to be awash in marigolds and sweet peas in a few months.  Could be worse.
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« Reply #873 on: March 13, 2017, 02:58:09 pm »
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« Reply #874 on: March 13, 2017, 03:54:13 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on March 13, 2017, 02:58:09 pm
That's your new band name.

It's certainly descriptive.
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« Reply #875 on: March 14, 2017, 02:24:51 am »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on March 13, 2017, 02:58:09 pm
That's your new band name.

I thought it was silver Jews lyrics from a song I hadn't heard.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #876 on: March 15, 2017, 05:52:09 pm »
Charm will take any hoss drugs you're givin' out.

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« Reply #877 on: March 15, 2017, 07:59:11 pm »
"I can SEE the MUSIC"
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #878 on: March 15, 2017, 10:22:46 pm »
You're going to buy SIX goats? My work here is done.
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« Reply #879 on: March 15, 2017, 10:52:11 pm »
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Goats around Lexington.

They have a goat tote. I wonder if they have the whole kadoodle?
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« Reply #880 on: March 15, 2017, 10:56:22 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 15, 2017, 03:13:36 pm
Well, I got a date to meet a lady whose kids have aged out of FFA

Are we talking about her children or her goats?
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« Reply #881 on: March 17, 2017, 11:44:01 pm »
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Are we talking about her children or her goats?
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« Reply #882 on: March 30, 2017, 03:21:11 pm »
I am waiting for the pictures of grilled pork chops and barbecued pork shoulder.
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« Reply #883 on: March 30, 2017, 05:41:25 pm »
I've got a beef guy I see regularly at farmers' markets. He'll sell you a quarter cow, about 100 lbs (post-processing) for $650. Not a bad deal, one of these days I'll actually spring for it.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #884 on: April 02, 2017, 01:41:12 pm »
Jowl bacon = guanciale, past carbonara and such.
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