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Mustard

Ketchup

Mayonaise

Hotdog Sauce

Ranch Dressing (WTF?)

[Mr Trout]

I would not shed a single tear if ketchup vanished tomorrow.

I hate how in restaurants there is always ketchup everywhere, but they hide the mustard and make you ask for it. Friggin' bigots.

[Choop]

i'm not a ketchup fan, myself, except for giant skin-on steak fries, then there's no substitute.

for hot dogs i like sauerkraut and brown mustard, or a dry meaty chili. for fries i add a ton of black pepper to mayo and very lightly dunk.

[pmcd9]

for hot dogs i like sauerkraut and brown mustard, or a dry meaty chili.

Mustard AND chili.  Hell yeah, that's right.  And onions and cheese and toasted up real nice in the oven.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Fries are properly server with old bay, pepper, salt, and ketchup. People who put mayo on fries are deranged. I know this because the only time I decided to put mayo on fries I was in no state to make any legal decisions.

[pmcd9]

Is calling someone deranged over their condiment choice better or worse than calling them infantile?

[Arachno-capitalist]

Paul, if this thread has taught me anything, it is that condiments are basically a window to a person's soul and how their mental status should be evaluated.

[pmcd9]

Tru dat.

[littlefallsmets]

I've heard tell that mayo MIXED with 'chup is grelish on fries but I've never tried it.

Mayo alone... does sound crazy... but I've probably done crazier.

Of course, I can't fathom gravy on fries, either. Cheese, sure, but cheese with gravy seems to make the choice of gravy even less appealing than just pouring gravy on them alone.

[theinevitable]

to be fair, I typically put both ketchup and mustard on my hot dogs.

[KeithHernandez]

Yeah, I am mustard first, but I might put some ketchup on with my veggie dogs.  I don't really eat those too often though, cause they kinda blow, but it was the same in my meat days as well.  The veggie corn dogs are pretty awesome.  It has been probably a year since I had them, but this thread makes me want some bad.  Oh man, you have to put ketchup and mustard on corn dogs right?  It is so good, you all swirl it up.  As a kid I used to dip cheetos in if I had extra after my corn dog.

[Doc]

I will typically have mustard and tomato sauce (henceforth called ketchup for ease of communication) on my hot-dogs, though around here sausage on a bun and hot dogs tend to be different and we have more of the former than the latter. If it's a regular bbq'd sausage I'll go for bbq sauce over either but if it's a boiled type hot dog I'll grab the yellow mustard and ketchup. The thing is though that I don't care for ketchup on anything else, it's too sweet for me and I don't really like it. For crispy chips I much prefer a smokey bbq or sweet chilli.

There's a polish sausage stand that sets up in the city a couple of days a week, maybe I should check in there and there re-evaluate my opinions.

[robot_god]

My friend always tells the story that everytime his senile grandfather would take him to the Met game with another friend and his dad, he would constantly bring up the same conversation, "I like mustard on my hot dogs.  I don't understand this ketchup.  I like mustard on my hot dogs."  Then he would ask the dudes, "Do you understand this ketchup on these hot dogs?"

Every game.  Sometimes more than once.

[Lister]

OH MAN YOU GUYS

2 parts mayo
1 part ketchup
garlic powder
worcestershire sauce
a ton of black pepper

THIS IS THE RECIPE FOR AWESOME SAUCE (in reality Zaxby's or Guthrie's sauce)

You can put it on fries or chicken!  It gets better after a couple hours to mellow out, but it is SO GOOD.  I wouldn't recommend it on a hot dog or any sort of red meat product, but it is seriously good on chicken fingers.  And fries.

Also: apparently a California-style burrito that you get in not-California is different from a California Burrito you get here in southern California.  A California Burrito is carne asada, cheese, and french fries.  Apparently a California-style burrito is any generic burrito + avocado?

Also #2: Today I had tacos with avocado in them.  SO GOOD.  Chicken, onion, cheese, shredded cabbage, avocado, lime.  Some glorious sauce that I can't yet suss out.

Also #3: I like dijon on my hot dogs these days.  But giving up ketchup would be turning my back on my roots.

[wombat]

"Do you understand this ketchup on these hot dogs?"

No. No, I don't.

[AugustWest]

THIS IS THE RECIPE FOR AWESOME SAUCE (in reality Zaxby's or Guthrie's sauce)

Thanks.  I love me some Zaxby's sauce.