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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #60 on: October 12, 2010, 05:22:48 pm »
I'm always up for some antics.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2010, 06:24:24 pm »
shit my self says:

when my GF's parents were here, I blurted out a racist joke.

umm.

or rather, I started to say it, covered my mouth in horror, and then my girlfriend finished my sentence as if it were not an embarrassing thing to say.

"shit my girlfriend tolerates."

this was before someone suggested ethiopian food and her dad made a classic joke response.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2010, 06:48:08 pm »
There's a classic response to the suggestion of Ethiopian food?
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« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2010, 06:59:55 pm »
Yeah, the classic response is something along the lines of jovially questioning the entire notion of a national cuisine in a country known almost only for famine.

As opposed to the the truth, of course, that it is a thriving varied and generally disgusting cuisine.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2010, 07:07:25 pm »
I like everything about Ethiopian food except the bread. I also dislike Red Lobster's biscuits and Chik-Fil-A's sandwiches (fuck*ng pickles).
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« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2010, 08:15:17 pm »
I just order my Chick-Fil-A without the pickle. Not a problem. (I don't feel bad about this because I worked at Chick-Fil-A in college so I know for a fact that roughly 1/3 of the population doesn't like pickles, and leaving them off is no big deal).
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« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2010, 08:31:16 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 12, 2010, 08:15:17 pm
I just order my Chick-Fil-A without the pickle. Not a problem. (I don't feel bad about this because I worked at Chick-Fil-A in college so I know for a fact that roughly 1/3 of the population doesn't like pickles, and leaving them off is no big deal).

The only Chick-Fil-A I've been to was in college and they just slid sandwiches and stuff down the chutes. You couldn't order you could only choose from what was in the chutes. Of course now I only eat Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2010, 09:54:11 pm »
the biscuits are red lobster's only redeeming facet. re:chikfila i'll take those pickles you don't want, and add some mayo. mmmmmmm.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2010, 10:33:24 pm »
Dude, everybody knows the mayo goes on the waffle fries.
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« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2010, 10:47:50 pm »
after nearly choking to death on a waffle fry, i opt for two sandwiches instead of a sandwich and those horrifying jagged discs of death
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2010, 11:06:30 pm »
Man, my uncle keeps knocking them out of the park.

This one was titled Dallas Solution.  While it's true that Dallas will tow and impound any car that fails to show proof of insurance if pulled over, it's kind of a stretch to say that this is a nefarious scheme to rid the city of illegal immigrants.  More likely it's simply a desperate money grab by yet another city suffering from staggering municipal debt.  And of course, it's even worse to boast in an email that you are pleased that this is taking place.

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Get 'em off the road WITHOUT making 'em show proof of nationality. Wonder how the ACLU or the Justice Department will get around this one.

Dallas TX's solution to Illegals...Brilliant!!!!
 
Recently, in the City of Dallas, Texas, they passed an ordinance that if you are pulled over by law enforcement and not able to provide proof of insurance, your car will be towed right away. Afterwards, to retrieve your car after being impounded, you must require proof of insurance to have your car released. This has made it easy for the City of Dallas to remove uninsured cars that are typically driven by mostly illegals. Shortly after "No insurance" ordinance was passed, the Dallas impound lots began to fill up quickly and was full after nine days. Most of the impounded cars were driven by illegals. Not only must you provide proof of insurance to have your car released, you have to pay for the cost of the tow, a $350 fine, and charged $20 for every day their car is kept in the lot. I would suggest other cities across the nation to follow what Dallas , Texas is doing. Not only is it getting uninsured drivers off the road, but it is taking away vehicles driven by illegals that have no insurance.
 
Brings a tear to my eye!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #71 on: October 12, 2010, 11:39:45 pm »
Mayo on fries?

Are Southerners secretly French-Canadian?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2010, 12:31:54 am »
oh man, the pickles are ESSENTIAL to chik-fil-a sandwiches.
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« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2010, 12:54:27 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 12, 2010, 11:39:45 pm
Mayo on fries?

Are Southerners secretly French-Canadian?

You guys keep mistaking me for a "Southerner" just because I live here.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2010, 01:23:02 am »
with fast food i don't bother with anything on fries. giraffe & chips? malt vinegar. always. pub food? mayo hell yeah
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