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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #150 on: October 27, 2010, 05:18:02 am »

wait, spanish-language-option is the number one thing people will complain about, ever.

I don't get it either.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #151 on: October 27, 2010, 05:46:31 am »

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #152 on: October 27, 2010, 09:04:01 am »

wait, spanish-language-option is the number one thing people will complain about, ever.

Really? Obviously it's a total non-issue around here due to lack of Spaniards.
Not that I don't live in a country full of racist hicks, I'm pretty sure if there was a move to change all road signs to also read mandarin or something there'd be issues. It seems especially banal a complaint for websites, it's not as if you even have to see it unless you deliberately seek it out.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #153 on: October 27, 2010, 02:50:28 pm »

and that's the thing: nobody's removing the english-language road signs; they're adding spanish-language signs to live in tandem with the english ones that are already there and aren't going anywhere. nobody's forcing anybody to learn to speak spanish. i'm just glad i didn't waste my high school language lessons on french or german.
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« Reply #154 on: October 27, 2010, 03:24:53 pm »

The example of road signs reminds me of an interesting thing, which is that in Japan, I was surprised to find English along with Japanese on street signs, subway signs, etc.

Unlike the US, which is a country full of people descended from immigrants, Japan has always been inhospitable to immigrants, even legal ones, but they have no problem with the idea of having more than one language on stuff. And they're not irrationally afraid of English becoming more dominant than their language - it already is. Still, this has not destroyed their country - they have no problem keeping their own culture pretty damn distinct.

In comparison it's weird that people in the world's dominant country, speaking the language that is basically the worldwide common tongue, are so afraid of being taken over by this terrifying invading language. We are so isolated, and life is so easy for us already speaking the dominant language and not having to learn another, that we don't realize that multilingualism is the norm in most other parts of the world.
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« Reply #155 on: October 27, 2010, 03:57:56 pm »

i think some fucked up shit just did happen in your last sentence there ash
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« Reply #156 on: October 27, 2010, 04:52:30 pm »

i think some fucked up shit just did happen in your last sentence there ash

you mean he showed for a minute that he has a heart?

Also: Holy shit Vietnamese. I wouldn't even know where to begin, says the PhD in linguistics. I'm impressed.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #157 on: October 27, 2010, 04:55:11 pm »

When you put ideology on a pedestal and cut the connect to real people making do some fucked up shit can happen in your brain.

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« Reply #158 on: October 27, 2010, 04:59:28 pm »

When you put ideology on a pedestal and cut the connect to real people making do some fucked up shit can happen in your brain.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #159 on: October 27, 2010, 05:08:10 pm »

okay fine then what is wrong with me that i cannot parse that sentence and from it derive meaning?
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« Reply #160 on: October 27, 2010, 05:24:33 pm »

Punctuation.

When you put ideology on a pedestal, and cut the connect to real people making-do, some fucked up shit can happen in your brain.
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« Reply #161 on: October 27, 2010, 05:56:51 pm »

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« Reply #162 on: October 27, 2010, 06:08:25 pm »



Sooo, what you're saying is only atheists should be appointed to government positions?
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« Reply #163 on: October 27, 2010, 06:09:38 pm »

In comparison it's weird that people in the world's dominant country, speaking the language that is basically the worldwide common tongue, are so afraid of being taken over by this terrifying invading language. We are so isolated, and life is so easy for us already speaking the dominant language and not having to learn another, that we don't realize that multilingualism is the norm in most other parts of the world.

Because in Japan, English has a generally positive connotation (it's the language of Western businessmen and educated Japanese), whereas in the US, Spanish has a negative connotation (it's the language of migrant workers and illegal immigrants). It's not xenophobia or isolationism so much as racism and classism, IMHO.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #164 on: October 27, 2010, 06:10:33 pm »

Sooo, what you're saying is only atheists should be appointed to government positions?

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