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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #195 on: November 05, 2010, 11:45:06 pm »
obviously, since we wound up with texas, mexico won.

ZING! 9jk paul)
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #196 on: November 06, 2010, 12:01:22 am »
I'm glad y'all are so smart that you figured this out.

But this is not bullshit.  It's not propaganda.  My friend is not lying to me or you by proxy.

I'm sure you geniuses were all well versed in every aspect of American history when you were 10 years old, but I'm inclined to believe it entirely possible for these kids to not have a fuck*ng clue who won a little known war from over 100 years ago.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #197 on: November 06, 2010, 12:31:01 am »
Hey man, you didn't tell us they were 10!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #198 on: November 06, 2010, 01:05:09 am »
Why did I think they were college students?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #199 on: November 06, 2010, 01:51:53 am »
I want to know more about 9jk, and what it has to do with Paul)

I do like how that's kind of like :)-Paul, though.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #200 on: November 06, 2010, 02:14:29 am »
derp, i missed the shift key
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #201 on: November 06, 2010, 02:53:46 am »
in high school my girlfriend asked me "the north won the civill war, right?"

after I answered, she said "yeah, I was... I was pretty sure."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #202 on: November 06, 2010, 02:55:23 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 06, 2010, 02:53:46 am
in high school my girlfriend asked me "the north won the civill war, right?"

after I answered, she said "yeah, I was... I was pretty sure."

Or did they??
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #203 on: November 06, 2010, 07:01:59 pm »
Current political trends suggest that the North's win was sadly temporary and that, by the early 1980s, the Confederacy's long hard slog toward dismantling the Union's political process through generations of co-opting from the inside were well on their way to completion.

Patient buggers, those Rebs, I'll give them that.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #204 on: November 10, 2010, 10:59:27 pm »
I just want to add that this was done in comic sans in about a 40 point font size.

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The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.  You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":  There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr. President,

while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!  If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.  If not, please disregard.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #205 on: November 10, 2010, 11:24:29 pm »
A million won't go far towards supporting a 50-year old in California if he's supposed to buy a house with it too.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #206 on: November 10, 2010, 11:59:23 pm »
true, but CA, Miami, and the NYC region are all outliers in that regard.

damn. see, i *know* this is a crackpot scheme that would never work, but i can't shake that it appeals to me on some base, thoughtless level.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #207 on: November 11, 2010, 12:06:45 am »
Yeah, I'm not real crazy about any plan that has as it's main plank putting people out to pasture. 
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #208 on: November 11, 2010, 12:40:13 am »
It's such a great plan, and it would only cost 40 million!  Oh wait, but one thing:

40,000,000 x $1,000,000=

$40,000,000,000,000.00

Um, actually it would cost forty quadrillion.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #209 on: November 11, 2010, 12:46:50 am »
Well, as was already pointed out, one million isn't enough money for a start.  And it would cost $40,000,000,000,000.  What is that 40 trillion?  So most of those 40 million that you put out to pasture are going to continue working.  Except now they will be doing it under the table and won't be paying back into the system that is now an additional 40 trillion in debt. 
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