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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #345 on: February 04, 2011, 06:17:52 pm »
Quote from: Doc on February 04, 2011, 01:15:09 pm
You'd be surprised how infrequently billion vs. trillion comes up.

When you're discussing how fucked up the US economy is, it comes up rather a lot.
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« Reply #346 on: February 04, 2011, 09:42:44 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 04, 2011, 02:39:40 am
I think the next person who uses the term "anchor baby" in front of me is going to find his neck firmly anchored to the floor by the heel of my boot.

I think that is about the third-worst ethnic slur I've ever heard, right behind the "n" word and the "k" word. And yet you hear it on the five o'clock news without comment. At least most other ethnic slurs, as horrifyingly racist as they are, aren't usually specifically directed at children.

My childhood nickname featured the k word. I don't think anybody was aware it was a slur.
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« Reply #347 on: February 05, 2011, 01:20:58 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 04, 2011, 02:39:40 am
I think the next person who uses the term "anchor baby" in front of me is going to find his neck firmly anchored to the floor by the heel of my boot.

Wow.  Never heard that term until you posted it here.  Pretty disgusting.
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« Reply #348 on: February 07, 2011, 11:16:14 pm »
It's funny because they want to see Obama assassinated.

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 One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barak asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.Obama calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

Barak isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.

Abe replies: "Go see a play".
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« Reply #349 on: February 08, 2011, 12:02:09 am »
I haven't watched it yet, but apparently he handled the "do you know everyone hates you how does that make you feel" question from O'Reilly pretty well? And Bush is all "A BLOO BLA BLOO BLOO Kanye hurt my feelings!"
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« Reply #350 on: February 08, 2011, 12:46:38 am »
Quote from: miles on February 08, 2011, 12:02:09 am
I haven't watched it yet, but apparently he handled the "do you know everyone hates you how does that make you feel" question from O'Reilly pretty well?

Yeah, Obama laughed right in his face a couple of times. 
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #351 on: February 08, 2011, 03:24:14 am »
"Pistachios are the best peanut."
"what?"
"pistachios are my favorite kind of peanut."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #352 on: February 08, 2011, 04:21:14 pm »
Well I've been wanting to include some of his jokey/sentimental emails to show that he's not always a rabid crazy go nuts right winger, so put that one in that category if you prefer.

However, given his track record of bile filled emails including ones that have more directly wished for the death of the President, I would say that I'm not too far off the mark with my comment.
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« Reply #353 on: February 09, 2011, 01:01:00 am »
Today, I accidentally "retweeted" a thing this douche I know posted about Egypt news making him bored.

I meant to respond with a mean joke about how everyone we know tweeting about world news  is more interesting than him tweeting, all day everyday, about skinny jeans and being hungover.
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« Reply #354 on: February 09, 2011, 02:25:25 am »
So without comment it comes off sounding like you like his post.
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« Reply #355 on: February 09, 2011, 03:34:49 am »
yes. I then tweeted something that made me seem like a grandma. "OH NO HOW DO I UNDO THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO."

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #356 on: February 09, 2011, 03:36:06 am »
You get a pity can of DP for the embarrassment.
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« Reply #357 on: February 09, 2011, 03:07:45 pm »
I would love that. What I don't love is him complaining about "white people" caring about Egypt, as if he is superior for only caring about how hungover he is. (and being brown.)
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« Reply #358 on: February 09, 2011, 06:12:29 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 09, 2011, 03:07:45 pm
I would love that. What I don't love is him complaining about "white people" caring about Egypt, as if he is superior for only caring about how hungover he is. (and being brown.)

Sounds like a guy on FB who bitches at me every time I talk about gay marriage. He thinks only people who are gay and/or married are allowed to have an opinion on that topic.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #359 on: February 14, 2011, 11:32:10 am »
It's a joke.
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A friend of mine just started his own business.
He is making landmines that look like prayer rugs.
It's doing well.
He says Prophets are going through the roof.
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