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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #495 on: April 30, 2011, 10:50:12 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 28, 2011, 05:18:22 pm
yeah, there was on really vile anti-cop slogan that is still making my blood boil.

Fuck da police?

Ominous:  Stop signs in my neighbourhood have "SNITCHING" stenciled under the "STOP."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #496 on: April 30, 2011, 11:20:33 pm »
Quote from: side_show on April 30, 2011, 10:50:12 pm
Fuck da police?

Ominous:  Stop signs in my neighbourhood have "SNITCHING" stenciled under the "STOP."


I've seen that referenced (and once in Portland, but probably stencilled with ironically hipsterish intent).
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #497 on: May 01, 2011, 12:49:42 am »
the line here was "No tears for dead cops."

my thought is "no tears for whining anarchists after they get evicted from their squats."

there is also some weird anti-"snitching" sticker-graffiti in my neighborhood that bugs me. It is not a catchy slogan, it says something like "this neighborhood resolves, as neighbors and fellow human beings, to address our problems in person, rather than involving law enforcement."


This whole issue came up again last night in person, and people were talking about "gentrification." I had a realization, which is, I think these people have never lived outside of St Louis, and think it is normal to have abandoned buildings all over the damn place.
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« Reply #498 on: May 01, 2011, 01:45:35 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 01, 2011, 12:49:42 am
there is also some weird anti-"snitching" sticker-graffiti in my neighborhood that bugs me. It is not a catchy slogan, it says something like "this neighborhood resolves, as neighbors and fellow human beings, to address our problems in person, rather than involving law enforcement."

I read that as 'I, as a self righteous asshole with a laser printer, resolve to speak for my entire community, because anyone who disagrees with me is surely not one of us and therefore their opinion doesn't count.'
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #499 on: May 01, 2011, 01:49:52 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 01, 2011, 12:49:42 am
the line here was "No tears for dead cops."

We have some pretty aggressive cops in Portland, and many of them have been involved in somewhat questionable shootings. Still, that's pretty fucked.
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« Reply #500 on: May 01, 2011, 01:58:09 am »
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Interesting. In my current neighbourhood that's exactly how we work things out with each other, in polite conversation. The question that sticker gives me, is it that kind of neighbourhood? Or is it the kind where middle-aged asian men are being beat to death in a gang initiation? Or somewhere in between and people are trying to stop a slide in the wrong direction?

Yeah, I don't know. I know that my neighborhood near washU had this kind of attitude about things like having a loud party on a saturday night, or whatever. I definitely support that.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #501 on: May 01, 2011, 06:35:57 am »
Quote from: side_show on April 30, 2011, 10:50:12 pm
Ominous:  Stop signs in my neighbourhood have "SNITCHING" stenciled under the "STOP."

I've got one right around the corner from my house that says "STOP Teaching!"  And on the next block it says "Please STOP Teaching."
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« Reply #502 on: May 01, 2011, 01:14:53 pm »
To the extent that you're a fellow signatory to the social contract, I'm happy to work things out with you, adult to adult.  This does not mean I will turn a blind eye to anything you want to do, especially if it harms me, mine or nearby innocents.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #503 on: May 02, 2011, 01:36:32 pm »
There's one in my neighborhood that says "Don't STOP Believing."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #504 on: May 02, 2011, 01:59:13 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on May 02, 2011, 01:36:32 pm
There's one in my neighborhood that says "Don't STOP Believing."

I would make the one nearest my house say "STOP, in the name of love" but I'm no vandal.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #505 on: May 02, 2011, 03:24:28 pm »
Do it!!!
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« Reply #506 on: May 02, 2011, 04:40:18 pm »
Think it over...
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #507 on: May 02, 2011, 04:45:10 pm »
STOP
fighting you guys
you're ruining
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« Reply #508 on: May 03, 2011, 12:57:15 am »
There was also another one that reads "STOP HAMMERTIME" which I enjoyed immensely, unfortunately it was replaced quickly.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #509 on: May 03, 2011, 01:23:15 am »
Just think how quickly "Stop collaborate and listen" would get replaced!
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