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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #510 on: May 03, 2011, 01:24:56 am »
It just seems like a cry for help.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #511 on: May 03, 2011, 08:59:13 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 02, 2011, 04:40:18 pm
Think it over...

Heh. Fuck, now I have it stuck in my head. At least it's a good song.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #512 on: May 06, 2011, 04:52:38 pm »
I stumbled upon this message board I tried not to read anything, but those are some hateful images.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #513 on: May 06, 2011, 06:18:30 pm »
But the photoshoped pictures!  Holy shit.  Terrible.

How I found this was because I was noticing reporters were having trouble with the Obama/Osama names sounding alike, so I googled "Obama Osama same" and images from this messageboard posting came up.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #514 on: May 06, 2011, 07:26:36 pm »
did you folks not see any of this during the campaigns in '08? because it was everywhere
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« Reply #515 on: May 06, 2011, 08:05:36 pm »
Not in Canada, no. 
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #516 on: May 06, 2011, 09:22:30 pm »
I didn't see it.  Still haven't.  The image in the original post is removed.

Re:  Osama/Obama  Daily Show did a fun bit on that last night.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #517 on: May 06, 2011, 11:34:45 pm »
Sigh - that site content is not available in Canada, but I did PVR that episode and will watch it later.

Here's a bunch of the errors:  http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/119871/10_funniest_obama_osama_name
« Last Edit: May 06, 2011, 11:42:19 pm by side_show »
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #518 on: May 18, 2011, 01:22:56 am »
"What do you call people like that? Towelheads, right?"

"what? No. They're just... they're Muslim women with headscarves."

"Oh, OK. Huh. So you don't call them Towelheads? I think I've heard that"

"no, that is a slur. That is a mean thing to call them.... don't call them that."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #519 on: May 18, 2011, 01:27:29 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 18, 2011, 01:22:56 am
"What do you call people like that? Towelheads, right?"

"what? No. They're just... they're Muslim women with headscarves."

"Oh, OK. Huh. So you don't call them Towelheads? I think I've heard that"

"no, that is a slur. That is a mean thing to call them.... don't call them that."

It's better than sand nigger though, right?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #520 on: May 18, 2011, 01:29:51 am »
I heard a guy at the mower shop say "how many Polacks does it take . . . " as sort of a self-deprecatory comment on how he was having a problem with fixing his throttle cable. I was taken aback.
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« Reply #521 on: May 18, 2011, 03:00:29 am »
I was chatting with my Mum's boyfriend yesterday about Melbourne and Sydney when he suddenly went off on a tangent about how many 'wogs' there are in Melbourne, and about how he was driving down the street and all the wogs were just sitting on the stoops looking at him. I am not built to confront that kind of situation.
I'm wondering if it might be a New Zealander thing? A friend of mine from Ireland loves to talk about how the Irish are insanely racist just because there is so little racial diversity over there, I wonder if NZ is the same? Or maybe this guy is just kind of a douche.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #522 on: May 18, 2011, 03:34:00 am »
Quote from: Doc on May 18, 2011, 03:00:29 am
I was chatting with my Mum's boyfriend yesterday about Melbourne and Sydney when he suddenly went off on a tangent about how many 'wogs' there are in Melbourne, and about how he was driving down the street and all the wogs were just sitting on the stoops looking at him. I am not built to confront that kind of situation.
I'm wondering if it might be a New Zealander thing? A friend of mine from Ireland loves to talk about how the Irish are insanely racist just because there is so little racial diversity over there, I wonder if NZ is the same? Or maybe this guy is just kind of a douche.

"if your asshole ancestors had stayed in europe where they belonged, you wouldnt have to worry about it."

thats what i would have said......
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #523 on: May 18, 2011, 03:42:45 am »
my favorite joke ever, of all time, about this is a line in a Kids in the Hall sketch:


"you have to understand, I grew up in a very small town... there was no "diversity," everyone was White, Canadian, and Protestant. Well, I suppose there was the one Dutch family down the street. My mother called them n******."
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #524 on: May 18, 2011, 02:16:39 pm »
Had a guy at work go off on the goalie for the Canucks, calling him a faggot because he beat the Americans during the olympics. I told him not to say shit like that around me, but really, what? I mean, that's really an insane and inappropriate response to the situation of your national team losing, right?
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