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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1350 on: January 10, 2013, 06:45:45 pm »
Surely one of those people could Google "Map of the United States" and point at it?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1351 on: January 10, 2013, 07:36:32 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 10, 2013, 06:45:45 pm
Surely one of those people could Google "Map of the United States" and point at it?

I wouldn't bother. If they're that stupid why waste any time on it?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1352 on: January 13, 2013, 08:03:44 am »
I think I wish Django Unchained had not been made just so my friends would not be discussing the n-word and saying it a ton in my kitchen when I am trying to sleep. Come on guys.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1353 on: January 13, 2013, 07:45:15 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 10, 2013, 06:24:08 pm
That's not exactly something you can find on Snopes. I guess if you're that stupid Google is of no use.

Not until an email chain gets going.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1354 on: January 14, 2013, 09:11:47 pm »
"My OLD MAN is from Kansas, you son of a bitch!"

But, to be fair, so am I.
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« Reply #1355 on: January 14, 2013, 09:54:37 pm »
There's some cool shit in Kansas. It's not all corn fields and crazy Christians. Although, to be fair, it's mostly that.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1356 on: January 20, 2013, 02:24:03 am »
A lady sent me a nasty message about how I'm just another man who "wants to date little girls."

The weird punchline is that where it asks what age range you are willing to date, I said I was willing to date women up 10 years older than me. Which would include this woman in the range. WTF.

If I am getting this many weird messages, I can't even imagine what girls get. Yikes.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1357 on: February 07, 2013, 06:34:11 am »
There's a video going around Facebook of Third World people saying 1st world problems. Whoever created the video and all the people posting it seem oblivious to the fact that calling something a 1st world problem is self acknowledging that it's not a real problem.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1358 on: February 07, 2013, 01:47:21 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 07, 2013, 06:34:11 am
There's a video going around Facebook of Third World people saying 1st world problems. Whoever created the video and all the people posting it seem oblivious to the fact that calling something a 1st world problem is self acknowledging that it's not a real problem.

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« Reply #1359 on: February 07, 2013, 02:17:54 pm »
I saw an article somewhere that I loved by a third-world guy who basically said "calling things "first world problems" is an overly generous view of mankind... do you really think people in Nigeria don't get really mad when their cell phone runs out of batteries?"
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1360 on: February 13, 2013, 08:37:11 pm »
The number of my friends who complain about being "broke" but are adopting pets and going on vacations is too damn high.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1361 on: February 16, 2013, 11:56:46 pm »
I'm looking at two stamps on my counter: one says liberty and one say freedom. Both are printed by our bankrupt postal service, which is the responsibility of a government that thinks drone warfarin against our own citizens and drone and electronic surveillance are justifiable. I laugh. Hilter used similar propaganda.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1362 on: February 21, 2013, 05:32:49 am »
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1363 on: February 21, 2013, 06:26:37 am »
Groovy
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1364 on: February 22, 2013, 12:56:29 am »
I just don't know where to begin.

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