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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1395 on: March 17, 2013, 05:27:24 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 17, 2013, 05:07:43 am
I'm guessing they are saying he's illegitimate because he was born in Kenya or whatever. So the real president would be, Oh I don't know, John McCain I guess?

Sarah Palin, because, duh.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1396 on: March 17, 2013, 07:50:55 am »
Be gentle like a lion.
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« Reply #1397 on: March 17, 2013, 09:30:46 am »
Wait.  What?
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« Reply #1398 on: March 17, 2013, 02:35:58 pm »
I know what they mean but I always read that sort of thing as 'The fact that life shits on me is somehow proof I'm a good person.'
That said, I like it when Steve Martin says it.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1399 on: March 17, 2013, 02:40:39 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 17, 2013, 09:30:46 am
Wait.  What?

It's supposed to recall Aslan, the lion stand-in for Jesus in the Chronicles of Narnia.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1400 on: March 17, 2013, 03:48:22 pm »
I got that.  But "the weak are cruel" is a pretty insane sentiment. 
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1401 on: March 17, 2013, 03:51:05 pm »
Of course the weak can be as cruel as anyone else, it's only the weak are cruel that is insane.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1402 on: March 17, 2013, 04:21:37 pm »
If you play the chorus of this song by White Lion backwards you get that quote.

I think all it's saying is that cruelty is an expression of weakness, no? I don't know if it's true but it's not exactly insane.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1403 on: March 17, 2013, 10:21:48 pm »
Quote from: miles on March 17, 2013, 04:21:37 pm
I think all it's saying is that cruelty is an expression of weakness, no? I don't know if it's true but it's not exactly insane.

I think the whole thing is insane and feeble minded as well.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1404 on: March 18, 2013, 01:55:40 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 17, 2013, 10:21:48 pm
I think the whole thing is insane and feeble minded as well.

How cruel of you, Paul. How cruel.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1405 on: March 18, 2013, 02:34:10 pm »
Facebook conversation, girl I've known for years who has spent most of that time bitching about every boyfriend she ever had and everything else in her life too. Clearly I need to learn a thing or two about life.

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Her: hey hey stranger

Me: Hey

Her: so... ummmm... I'm going to blargh... casue I need to blargh...

Me: Ok?

Her: [Boyfriend] and I broke up yesterday... He has been following me around the house, not saying anything and just moping
i asked what he wanted of me to make this work
he didnt say anything
finally i cracked, and said he either needed to fight for me, or walk away cause I can't handle the nothingness
he walked away and went to bed

Me: Well
That's sort of an answer.
What brought this all on?

Her: it's been horrid for ages
but that just really fuck*ng hurt... i just thought after 4 years maybe there would be something worth trying to hold on to... maybe he cared a little bit more than that...

Me: I mean
yeah
you're right
but equally if it really has been that bad, why perpetuate a toxic situation?

Her:dw
love isn't that black and white
and to think it is is naive
anywho, i'll see you round or something
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1406 on: March 18, 2013, 04:23:38 pm »
That chick is a nightmare, but clearly you don't know what love is about. :P
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1407 on: March 18, 2013, 04:34:45 pm »
I am known for being a soul-less automaton. If only some semi-functional, emotionally unstable manic pixie dream girl would come into my life and teach me how to love again.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1408 on: March 18, 2013, 04:47:51 pm »
Quote from: Doc on March 18, 2013, 04:34:45 pm
I am known for being a soul-less automaton. If only some semi-functional, emotionally unstable manic pixie dream girl would come into my life and teach me how to love again.

*sigh*
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1409 on: March 18, 2013, 05:00:08 pm »
I always felt Orlando Bloom's character in Elizabethtown was more compelling before he met Kirsten Dunst. Soulless automatons are way underrated.

Edit: My opinion has been validated by Ash. What more need be said?
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