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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1560 on: April 24, 2013, 04:25:05 pm »
Yet people talking about the Irish, Polish and Italians did not prevent them from moving up in society. So what's your point?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1561 on: April 24, 2013, 04:31:07 pm »
You mean wander into the street and get run over by a car?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1562 on: April 24, 2013, 05:23:57 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 24, 2013, 04:25:05 pm
Yet people talking about the Irish, Polish and Italians did not prevent them from moving up in society. So what's your point?


The point is that people saying "ugh those mexicans, they won't integrate, they won't learn english, they are ruining america" are idiotic racists who don't know anything about history.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1563 on: April 24, 2013, 05:42:10 pm »
Inev is absolutely correct.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1564 on: April 24, 2013, 06:02:46 pm »
« Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 06:17:50 pm by Arachno-capitalist »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1565 on: April 25, 2013, 05:16:08 pm »
Question: how did people know when Reagun got Alzheimer's?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1566 on: April 25, 2013, 05:29:46 pm »
Among the people polled, the fact that Reagan is dead would still not make Obama the preferred candidate.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1567 on: April 25, 2013, 06:56:44 pm »
From Facebook just now.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1568 on: April 25, 2013, 08:27:02 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 25, 2013, 05:34:25 pm
FTFY



I always wondered which it was supposed to be.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1569 on: April 25, 2013, 08:51:28 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on April 24, 2013, 06:02:46 pm
crazy-ass flag thing mourning the death of America

Funny, substitute "oligarchs" for "progressive dissidents," and "Congress" for "White House," and I don't think it's that far off.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1570 on: April 26, 2013, 01:03:41 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 25, 2013, 08:49:30 pm
As soon as the 'Star Wars' SDI got bounced out he became Ronnie Raygun.

Oh, I always knew he did that and know of this song by Gil Scott Heron that calls him raygun over and over again, but never put that together.  Then just recently my dad was telling me about some punk band from the 80s called the naked rayguns- I was able to put that together and told him what it means, thought that was just the way they changed it to make it more band name-y though.  Now I know!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1571 on: April 26, 2013, 07:47:20 pm »


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SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selgiraffe. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1572 on: April 26, 2013, 08:10:04 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 26, 2013, 07:57:47 pm
Damn, Paul, I just shit out my spleen over that. I'm losing body parts fast here.

I wonder why Dad had to make $100 an hour. It would have been a lot more realistic and explicable if it was, like, $12.50.

Ha ha ha... Oh no, I'm starting to think like Ash. My comment on that post "I think my pancreas just went into shock."

Funny thing is, no more than 15 min. earlier she posted this

I thought "finally someone gets it." So I am holding out hope that she posted the other thing ironically.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1573 on: April 26, 2013, 08:50:49 pm »
Hey pops, you're pulling down, what? $200k a year? Think you can float me $50?
EAT SHIT AND DIE, KID! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1574 on: April 26, 2013, 09:56:21 pm »
Yeah, if you look very closely at that story it doesn't add up in a number of ways.
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